What strange magic is this? Well, I mean, it’s a podcast. So, I mean there’s that. Space talkies through the web! Listen to it with your ear holes, unless you’re afraid.

Pukwudgie, wukpudgie, wudgiepuk, pudgiewuk. Guess which one we are talking about today? It’s the first one, the other three are made up words. Wanna hear more? You bet your sweet butt you do. Listen to it!

Hey is there maybe an alternative weird internet out there? I’m not asking for a friend, I’m asking for a whole ass me - because what the heck? Tonight we discuss the news, which we didn’t have, upcoming shows, which we don’t know, and the Mongolian death worm, which we don’t care about. But hey, every listen counts, so prank your friends by making them listen to this! Stay RUBN!

WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD YOU COME TO A PODCAST THAT IS CLEARLY MARKED ROTN FOR ACTUAL NEWS OR ANY FACTS WHATSOEVER. we had no news and no facts. This shit is wild ya’ll. Wanna know how zany and fun hanging out with ROTN is? Well bunbun, here ya go. METAL FINGERS ALL DAY.

Join the ROTN crew for a madcap recap of one of the absolutely craziest nights - Nightmare @ 3008 Haunters Nights with haunters from all across the haunt spectrum!

Join us as we discuss ROTN News and then have a quick discussion about the Wendigo! It should be a blast and we can’t wait to have you. For dinner. Insert Evil laugh

Season 10 Premiere episode. I did say premiere and not premium. Premiere is a proper name and not and indicator of quality. Matt Brandy & Scott discuss the news, the olds, and then have a chat anytime about the amityvilke horror!

Join us as we talk about haunts - Haunted Chicken House, Hellbilly Hollow, City of Chaos and MEGAN MOORE.

Hey guys! Using the power of imagination, we want YOU to imagine this episode was better! So close your eyes, and your ears, and imagine. Wow wow wow wow wow. What would YOU do to make this episode better? And sure, you could make it better, but could you make it more ROTN? I don’t know. I’m not the know stuff guy. I’m the write these things guy. STAY ROTN