Rotten Romance: (Dry) Heaving Bosoms Who Read Romance Novels

[Never Safe For Work] So what had happened was...Traumatized rich people with a plethora of neuroses and unlimited money to try new ventures which they know nothing about, abuse each other until they all fall in love and live happily ever after. Sort...

[NSFW...ever] So, what had happened was...the Raunties played the Kindle game again: Pick a number to select a book, page and paragraph from our Kindles for two straight minutes of hilarity. Ridiculous accents prefered, No context, no cheating!

[Never Safe For Work] So what had happened was...gorgeous (and very nice) future in-laws meet randomly and spend a week of adventures flirting, vomiting and "getting to know" one another (yes, it's a euphemism), the Raunties opted not to spoil this one!

[NSFW] So, what had happened was...the Raunties keep giving advice (like, "Don't bone your boss") to real people with actual problems. This time we uncover sexy secrets, learn about "bumping", still more butt stuff, pubic hair and a lively discussion...

So what had happened was...Nikki couldn't be bothered to select her own book, so leaned on a listener pick, and we have no regrets. Yummy vampires, sex clubs, BDSM with the right kind of consent, all sorts of supernatural creatures...Oh yeah, we're in....

So, what had happened was...the Raunties played the Kindle game again: Pick a number to select a book, page and paragraph from our Kindles for two straight minutes of hilarity. Ridiculous accents prefered, No context, no cheating!

[NeverSFW] So what had happened was... Irish mobsters abuse a psychologically undeveloped woman who thinks she likes it. Raunties lose their minds as they wind their way through this horrific example of a terrible attempt to normalize a lack of...

[NSFW] So, what had happened was...the Raunties keep giving advice (like, "Don't bone your boss") to real people with actual problems. The ladies tackle getting over your ex, shower poop (no really...we couldn't make up this stuff), financial doms,...

So what had happened was... Dafne sent us in a recommendation and the Raunties were all, "Yeeeeeaaaaaah!!! Cowboys!" Instead, they find a house full of secrets and pain with some midnight kissing mixed in. Join the Raunties as they decide if the...

[Sooooo NSFW] You know the rules: pick a number to select a book, page and paragraph from our Kindles for two straight minutes of hilarity. Ridiculous accents preferred, No context, no cheating! We revisited some old accidental favorites intended for...