Quid Pro Quo  ---->  Quit - Bro' - GO!

You ain't worth more than a fucking "quid".

You're a pro @ being a ho!

Your status is less than quo!

So --->

Just --->

Quit ---> Bro' ---> & ---> GO!

Trump, we're puttin' your balls - (or what's left of them) - up on top of the refrigerator --- until further notice!

I believe we have an extradition treaty with Panama ---> We'll give them you - (for "target" practice) ---> and they'll give us the key to their "locks"!  We'll let them keep on raking in the fees for the use of their canal for 99-years - after which we'll take over and split it 50-50 with them.  They get to use Donald Trump as a Pinata & higher him out for "target" practice to your "buddies"!!!

So, Donnie -

It's time to Quit ---> Bro'  --- & --- GO!

Where you're going ---> they'll be usin' you as a dobro ---> slide guitar ---> they'll be pullin' all of your "string" ---> to squeeze some marmelade out of you!

Panama red is in your future, Donnie-Bro'.

They'll rename all of their correctional facilities ---> Trump Towers!!!

Get it?   Huh, Get it???

Trump Towers will replace the term ---> Penitentiary Or Prison!

Bye-Bye, Donnie ---> There's an unmarked car coming around the side ---> no need to pack anything ---> we got it all covered!

Your family will soon be joining you!

You know, living near the equator will be like one-step removed from HELL!

U.S. Dist. Ct. Judge Beryl Howell just eviscerates Trump's impeachment defense!

Picture yourself in a boat on a river

With tangerine trees and marmalade skies

Somebody calls you, you turn 'round slowly

It's Rudy's lymphomatic eyes

Cellophane flowers of yellow & green

Towering o'r your head

Look for the man with the scum in his eyes

& he's gone

Rudy in the sky with diamonds

Rudy's so high with diamonds

Rudy snorts blow with diamonds

Ah

Follow him down to a bridge by a fountain

Where rocking horse people eat swamp-water pies

Everyone smiles as you drift past Trump Towers

Where corruption grows incredibly high

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore

Waiting to launder money away

Climb in the back - so much coke - you see clouds

And you're gone

Rudy in the sky with diamonds

Rudy's thigh's studded with diamonds

Rudy's eyes shine like diamonds

Ah

Picture yourself on a train in a station

With plasticine reporters - with laughing gas eyes

Suddenly someone's there at the turnstile

A man with arthroscopic eyes

Rudy in the sky with diamonds

Rudy's pies all have diamonds

Rudy's ties come with diamonds

Ah

Rudy tells lies with diamonds

Rudy cries tears of diamonds

Rudy's gold finger sports diamonds

Ah

Rudy's got an alibi for his diamonds

Rudy's a pig sty with diamonds

Rudy - in a pig's eye - with diamonds

I mean, if I'm working with two dudes with names like - Lev Parnas + Igor Fruman - you know I'm up to no good!

But, then, throw in the blessings of a skank-operator like Donald Trump as your means of entry into the top echelons of nation-state leaders, well then, you've got bad-ass treasonous skulduggery on your hands.

Rudy Giuliani was working with these 2 "hard-time" dudes in conjunction with their efforts at co-opting a leader of a foreign country - newly-elected president Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine - to comply with their demands of digging up political dirt on Trump's likely 2020 political opponent - Joe Biden.

And then, throw into the mix the fact that Ukraine was waged in a high-stakes military battle with Russia - since 2014 - wherein Ukraine saw Crimea revert back to Russian control & the eastern portion of Ukraine face an onslaught from Russian-backed Ukrainian militia forces hell-bent on carving up Ukraine proper as spoils for the Russian bear & Vladimir Putin.

The upshot being that Ukraine was desperate for military assistance from the one power that it could turn to - the U.S. - specifically in the form of javelin anti-tank missiles - badly needed to ward of highly-threatening Russian tank intrusions into Eastern Ukraine.

So, Rudy & his 2 clowns worked the Ukraine establishment to extract a quid-pro-quo from the newly-elected leader of Ukraine - Volodymyr Zelensky - who would have to agree to conduct an investigation into Joe Biden & son Hunter over corruption involving a giant gas company that Hunter was a board member of in exchange for $400-million of desperately-needed U.S. military aid to help ward off the very real threat to Ukrainian national soverignty by Russian & Russian-backed forces.

Parnas and Fruman also allegedly had connected Giuliani with Yuriy Lutsenko, then the top Ukrainian prosecutor at the time, whom Giuliani met with

Sometimes it's hard to be first lady

Giving your love to just one toe-jam

You'll have bad times, he be with sexie sadie

Doin' things you ain't supposed to understand

But when you can't hug him, why can't you ditch him

This prick just prowls for another one-night stand

And if you scrub him, you'll need to enshrub him

'Cause you'll have to lay low & be on the lamb

Stand by your man but give that two-a.m. alarm ring to

Someone with a fire arm to come to you

With your sights set on shooting that piece of mildew

Stand by your man, show the world you're not really into him

Now time for toe-jam to kick the can

For this is your plan

Maybe shiv your man, then step back & shove him

Backing up as close to the door as you can

Leave fast - 'cause that's the plan

Trump Needs To Be Impeached

Chairman Jerry Nadler's House Judiciary Committee Chairman finally got what has alluded them for so long.

After over 6 hours of questioning before their committee today - the witness, one-time Trump campaign manager - Corey Lewandowski - got royally upended by the staff attorney Barry Berke - who was specially retained by the committee.

In the last hour of the hearing - Barry Berke - got 30-minutes of uninterrupted interrogation of Lewandowski, and Burk royally delivered.

The punk-ass, snot-nosed, dismissive little Trump syncophant - Corey Lewandowski - got stripped down to the core by Berke.  By the end of the grilling, Corey Lewandowski was openly and thoroughly exasperated with Berke and attempted to mock him - but to absolutely no avail - and in the process - only lost whatever composure or "street cred" he had built up - in the eyes of the only person who really mattered - Donald J. Trump!

Berke accomplished 2 things in demolishing the heretofore well-constructed personna of Corey Lewandowski.

#1 - he got Lewandowski so exorcised over his line of questioning that Lewandowski finally blurted out that he felt no compulsion to be honest with the media - "I have no obligation to be honest with the media," Lewandowski said, adding that the media are "just as dishonest" as anyone else..  And All of this, taking place right after the lunch break during the middle of the hearings, a lunch break that Lewandowski used to launch his own campaign website for his U.S. Senate bid for his home state of New Hampshire.  Wow!  Blasting any and all media as liars while turning right around and during a recess break in a congressional hearing going on the internet to throwing his hat into the political arena - but, only to then immediatey expose his true character - that of a snarky little lying bitch.

You're going to get impeached.

You're going to serve time in jail.

Your family is headed to the curbside.

The Trump sign comes down on all of your ill-gotten properties.

The Russians will call in their markers.

Putin will shove his boot right up your fucking ass!

The Taliban thinks you're nothing but a big, fat, fucking -dick!

Kim Jong Un Knows you're nothing but a big, fat, fucking -dick!

Your supporers - ditto-heads / demented pin-heads - will be in a frenzy when they 

find out that you've been a loser for decades and that you and your family are going

to be brought down - down into the bowels of the U.S. penal system.

Jerry Nadler's House Judiciary Committee just made it official today --- they voted to

formally define their effort to charge you with political high crimes + misdemeanors.  And, in so doing, they have - in effect - now transformed their committee - the House Judiciary Committee - into a Federal Grand Jury - that carries with it - maximum legal power to not only issue subpoenas - but to ENFORCE those fucking subpoenas -  and to ultimately bring justice to bear on any and all witnesses and co-conspirators.

You now have no real reliable and effective allies - under these changed circumstances.

And, Mr. Dumpty-Dump - your alibies are like swiss cheese - they're full of fucking, gaping holes.

Your little hands only translate into a fucking -dick.

Ivanka, Donald, Jr., Eric & Jared are looking at a lifetime of pariah-hood and more-than-likely criminal liability.

So, Donny - what's your next move, dick-lick!

Oye Como Va!

Donald Trump has only one talent at this time and that is ranting & raving @ his redneck rallies deep in the "boonies".

So, Donny Boy ---> "rant-away!".

But, Trump's so-called secret meeting with the Taliban @ Camp David - ostensibly to have taken place on Saturday - Sept. 7th - (my birthday, damn!!!) - is the most outlandish bit of fakery ever perpetrated on the American public & a sign of just how gullible the Dumpster's fawning minions are.

The Taliban had absolutely no fucking intention of ever attending any such so-called "secret" meeting with The DONALD & certainly not @ Camp Fucking David!  Trump tried to pull this big of chicanery out of his ass - but as big as his ass is - it ain't big enough for this stupendous feat!

Next, Trump will no doubt announce that sometime next month - his heretofore so-called "secret" meeting  with Boris Johnson - scheduled to take place in Iceland - has been cancelled - due to Boris's "bad-hair" day!

Dementia is not only settling in for Donald John Trumpster - but likewise - for his "demented" supporters.  Yes, they are no longer to be considered "deplorable" - but rather - demented!  The only fitting classification for that "subspecies" of beings.  Just call'em "front-row-joes" ---> as their lives are so depleted of any value or meainng - that a sizeable contingent of them trek to multiple Trumpster rallies around the country - to fill up their time!

Well, we have news for you dementos out there in Trumpistan ---> you're going to lose WISCONSIN - you're going to lose MICHIGAN & you're damn well going to lose PENNSYLVANIA as well as the horses that you all rode into town on!  Let's also throw in Nevada, North Carolina & Iowa - and now you can kiss your asses a long, long goodbye!

Imagine we're all Trumps

It's easy if you try

No elites to call us Chumps

We're free to always lie

Imagine all the Maga's

& that brain-dead gaze --- ah-ahiii-aheey

Imagine us in all countries

It isn't hard to do

Building walls with sentries

Separating us from you

Imagine all the evil

Spreading thru the Middle East

Yuhooooo

You may say I'm a blasphemer

But I'm not the only one

I hope some day you'll become a believer

Rule the world like a nazi-nun

Imagine no recessessions

I wonder if you can

Just overlook our transgressions

As we bomb the hell out of Iran

Imagine all the people

Screaming 'round the world

Yuhooooo

You may say that we're bonkers

But we are having so much fun

And to think it all started in Yonkers

Whence this world heads for oblivion