Yes!

Abandon ALL Hope --- All Ye Who Enter Here!

30% Of Us 

Will Lead The Other 70% Around By The NOSE!!

Trump Supporters Have Plumber's Cracks, Poop In Their Pants + Then Sit Down On It!

There's Simply No Hope --- They're Smacked Up On Smoke, Dope, Crack & Blow!

But, They Can Still Show Up For Those "Pimp" Rallies, Waving Their Flag & Middle Finger!

They All Are Pimp-Daddy "Wannabees"

Drumpf Is Just Their "Big, Puffed-Up, Blow-Daddy"

Reality Is For The Fucking History Books

Fake Is Our "Snake" ---> It's So Damned Jake!

Trump Now, Trump Forever, Trump, Whatever

Just Open Up Them Damned Dispensaries

Pass Out Them Opiods/Vicodin & Codeine

And We'll BLINDLY Vote For You For All Eternity

Daddy Trump, We Loves Ya

We Worship You, Hallelujah

We White, We Right, We Simply Out-Of-Sight

Make America Straight Again

Make America Hate Again

Make America Asphixyate Again

Don't Fuck Me Over With Facts

Feed Me Lies, We'll Eat'em Up Like Greasy French Fries

And Then Wipe Our Fingers Clean 

On Our Big, Fat, Fleshy Thighs

We Just Vote With Our Cocks

And Carry Around Our Big Bad-Ass Fire-Arm Glocks

We Talk A Lot Of Hate

Don't Tell Us To Dissipate

To Us It's Like Poopin' In Public

Or Swimmin' Nekid In The Lake

Trumperz We Be

Trumperz We Free

Don't Mess With Us

Cause We'll Just Smoke More Of That Leafy Green Lettuce

We Dumb, We White,

We Can't Even Jump Over A Candle Light

But We Got You In Our Gun Site

So Step Away & We'll Be On Our Way

We Speak In Gibberish

And Stuff Down Store-Bought Licorice

Get On The Internets

Another Tricky Day For The Drumpster!!!

That Macron Done Got A Vice Grip

Of A Handshake

That Drumpf Dude Got Punked

By The Man From Gaul With Such Gall --- Ha-Ha-Ha!!!

Drumpf Thinks He Be Such A Player

But, Fuck It, He's Just A Nay-Sayer

Even Angela Merkel Got In A Punk

Went Nose To Nose With The Drumpf

The Prime Minister Of Montenegro

That Drumpf Pushed Aside

Says, Come On Homey, Come To My Crib

And Try Sticking It To Me In The Rib

Yo, Even Teresa May, Of The Great Brit

Thinking To Herself, What A Fucking Shit

This Manchild From The Flatbush Circuit

Should've Grab His Junk While He Was Out In Front!

Trump Then Lands Back In U.S.A.

Finds Out His Son-In-Law Is A Big Expose

Seems Baby-Faced Jerod Went Out On A Limb

Suggested A Secret Back-Channel To The Kremlin

Lordy, Lands-O'Goshen, Crossed Two Oceans

Come Back & Find Out, So Much Fucking Commotion

Time To Call In Red A'Dair & Plug Them Oil Well Fires

Or We'll Find Outselves Wearing Neckties Made Out Of Burning Tires

Call In My Homies From The Hood

Got To Tap Down All Of This Ineptitude

1st Things 1st, Go After Comey

If I Don't, He'll Have Me Turned Into Baloney

Next, I Go For Mueller

Gonna Make Him Turn Yeller

He Works For Me

Can Always Cut'im Loose & Free

It's The Trumps Against Elites

We Got The Edge, We Be Good @ Cheats

Sharpen Our Knives, Go For The Throat

Then Wash Our Hands With Palmolive Soap

We'll Slip And Slide For 4-More Years

We'll Shuck + Jive, & Bake & Shake

We'll Pick Your Pockets, And Take Your Cash

Then We'll Leave & Count Our Mountain Of Stash

My White Brethern In The Boonies

They Love Me Like Loonies

I Can't Lose, I'll Win Bigley

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Prison We Go

========================

Hi Ho, Hi Ho

It's Off To Prison We Go

I Did My Crime, Must Do My Time

Hi Ho, Hi Ho

The Name Is Trump

Just A Two-Bit Chump

I Sit On A Chair, With Legs Spread Wide

Just Like A Big Dump

Hi Ho, Hi Ho

Off To Build That Wall

We Need A Hammer, We Need A Saw

Hi Ho, Hi Ho

Oh No, Oh No

Got A Congressional Call

Mr. President Sir, Just Wanted You To Know

Fuck Your Wall, Fuck Your Wall

Hi Ho, Hi Ho

Let's Scuttle OBAMA Health Care

The Rich Need Money, More Than You Care

Hi Ho, Hi Ho

Mike Flynn, Mike Flynn

Love Him Worse Than Sin

He's A Lying Shit Bag, But He's Got Such Swag

Heidi Ho, Heidi Ho

Jeff Sessions, Jeff Sessions

Oh, But He's Got Such Confessions

But He's All About God, & He Sure Hates Pot

Makes His Eyes Roll, Eyes Roll

Hi Ho, Hi Ho

Jeff Kushner Will Makes Thing Go

He's Got The Job, To Keep Close To The Mob

Love That Big Shiskabob

Ivanka, My Pet

Just Thinking Of You I Get Wet

You Tender Touch, Moves Me Way Much

My Oh, Oh Sigh

We Lie, We Cheat

Learned It All From The Street

Can't Stop Us Now, Don't Even Try

Ivanka, Please, I Want Your Thigh

My Vladi, My Puti

I'm So Stuck On You-Ti

You've Goosed Me Good, I Knew You Would

You Go High, We Go Low  

To Hell, To Hell

But It's Been All So Swell

We Took It All, Fuck The Law

Hi Ho, Hi Ho

Melania, My Tart

Looks Like Its Time To Part

I'll Grab Your Scarf, Please Don't Barf

We Need A New Start

So Long, Adieu

Enjoyed The West Wing View

But Its Back To Palm Beach, For This Old Leech

Life's A Beech, A Beech

Happy Days Are Here Again

Impeachment Talk's In The Air & Then

More Fun Than Linda Blair's Green Skin

Our Political Exorcism's About To Begin

Beelzebub Rears His Head

Twists It All Around Instead

His Orange Mane Starts Turning RED

Down The PrimRose Path He's Lead

Tapes & Memos Of Conversations Said

Oh, By Golly, Trump's WAY In Over His Head

Where It All Ends Up No One Knows But Fred

Happy Days Are Here Again, Ned

Twists & Turns, Denials & Appeals

Trump Tries To Knock Those Dems Back On Their Heels

While Kelly Anne's On Camera & Stares & Pees

Happy Days Waft Thru Like A Summer's Breeze

Wheelin' & Dealin' & Double-Speak Squealin'

Drumpf Dumps All Over His Staff Who're All Kneelin'

Go Out There & Defend Me & Stop This Reelin'

Happy Days Are Here If We Ain't Caught Stealin'

Shuckin' + Jivin' To The Bitter End

Time To Have Some Dinner With Best Friend, JIM

A Quiet Little Dinner Over Vermouth & Gin

To Batten Down The Hatches, Yet Again

Jim, Let It Go, Please Dear God, Let It Go

Be Your Best Friend Forever And Also

I'll Fire You Now & Put You On The Big Bench

So Let's Just Turn The Page Like The French

Last But Not Least, My Old Friend Vladi

I'll Have Sergie + Sergie In The Oval For A Hot Toddy

We'll Brag & Boast About That Sissy ISIS

And Sure As Shit I've Got Another Fucking Crisis

Mommy, Mommy, I Want My Mommy

Ivanka, Sweetie, Come Here & Squeeze Me

Yes, That's It, Oh, God, Oh, Yessss

Make My Lemon Juice More -- Please, Not Less

I'm The Donald & You're Not

I'm The Cat's Meow, A Real Hotten-Tot

Everything's For Sale That's On My Lot

Melania Too

In Like Flynn

Out Like Flynn

Comey Ain't Donnie's Favorite "Homey"

Comey Wasn't Going For Any Baloney

Comey Was, Instead, Headed For The Russian Provolone

Alas,ComeyWasDisplayingTooMuchCajone

ComeyWasChasingAfterRussianMa-Money

ThatWasLinkedToTheDonald'sRussianRigaMaRoney

AllRoadsLeadBackToTheOvalHippodrome

So, Comey Had To Go Homey

Donnie Said, Yep, Jimbo Done Close To Stone Me

So, Jimbo Got To Leave All Alone Me

Comey, You're Fired & So Long Me

In Like Flynn

Out Like Flynn

FBI Ain't Gonna Stick A Thumb In My Eye

I Gonna Shut Down Their Russia Probe

FBI Ain't Gonna Stick A Thumb In My Eye

I Gonna Get Rid Of Their Mother Lode

Comey, You Don't Know Me

You Don't Owe Me, But You Don't Own Me

So, I Sure Do Want To Disown Thee

So, Get Thee Ready To Roam Free 

Clear Your Desk Out & Hit The Road Homey

Paul, Roger, Mike & Carter Will Go Slow For Me

Jimbo You Stay Home And Play Your Trombone

We'll Cover Things Here And Spread Some Salomey

No Hard Feelings Comey

No Hard Feelings, Shalome

We'll Send You Over Some Spamoni

And Try To Make You Feel Right At Homey

Bye-Bye, Ta-Ta, You Could Call Loan-Me

Ask For A Cash-Advance To Take A Nice Trip Overseas

Maybe A Quick Sojourn To A-Rome-Me

And Try Out That World-Famous Rigatoni

Comey, Comey, You've Shown Me, Shown Me

You're Good When You Ain't Home-Me

So, Stay Abroad Awhile, Stuff Yourselves On Cheese + Macaroni

See You On The Slopes Of Sochi, Decked Out In Versace

Comey, No Baloney, You're Now All Aloney

But We've Known All Along, You're Just A Big Fucking PHONEY!

But, To Be Quite Abalone About it

So Is Your Donald Trumponi

So Is Your Donald Trumponi

The "Orange" One's 1st 100-Days Have Been

Like One Big Giant Infomercial --- Of Coming Attractions

As For LEGISLATION Really Being Enacted 

Aside From Keeping The Government Up & Running ----> NYET

Trump & His Band Of Merry Pranksters

Continue To Beat A Dead Horse

Word Has It That The House Will --- YET AGAIN -

Schedule A Vote On TrumpCare 2.0 By Friday

They Shoot Horses Don't They 

Ones That Are Irreparably Impaired

That's What This Presidency Needs

Someone With The Shotgun To Just Deliver It Between The Eyes

The Trump Funk Will Soon Set In

And We'll Be Seeing A Remarkable Dip

In The Nation's "Positives" --- Economically & Politically

The North Korea Side-Show Is Just That, A Side-Show

No, Herr Cheetos Will Come Up Short On TrumpCare 2.0

Will Come Up Short On ANY Tax Reform

Will Come Up Short On His Fucking Wall

And Come Up Short On Infrastructure

So, That Just Leaves North Korea

And Like In Dr. Strangelove With Slim Pickens

With The Big Bomb Bay Door Opened

And The Orange One Sitting Astride That Big Nuke

As The Big B-52 Is Streaking Over North Korea

Then, With A Yelp & Maniacal Grin Rides 

Captain Cheeto Rides That Puppy Down Through Space

And Hits Pyongyang Square For His One Big WIN

Trump/Drumpf Knows Only One Tactic 

“Rope-A-Dope”

He’s Got More Shuck + Jive Than

Don King On Steroids!

 

Trump Should’ve Been A Boxing Promoter

Putting A “Spin” On A Bout With

Two Fighting “Stiffs”

As The Fight Of The Century

 

The “Catch” Is To Feature A Great White Hope

A White Boxer With A Fighting Chance Of

Becoming A World Champion

That Somehow Last 15 Rounds With His Face Fully Intact!

 

The Fight Would Take Place

At One Of Trump’s Defunked Casinos

The White Fighter Would Look Like Rocky

The Champion Like Apollo Creed

 

The White Fighter Was “Pulled”

From The Mean Streets Of Brooklyn/Queens

Trump’s Team Would Supplement This Fighter

With A Steady Stream Of Steroids & HGH Injections

 

Trump Would Also “Second” As The Ring Announcer

“Ladies & Gentlemen, The Heavyweight Championship Of The Universe”

In This Corner Hammering Sledge Hammer Johnson

In That Corner Buzz Saw Jackson

 

Trump Ain’t In It For The Long-Term

Just Long Enough To Work His “Rope-A-Dope”

Snag Enough Idiot-Paying Patrons

To Watch A Human Spectacle Of Full-Blown Chicanery

 

Trump Could Make It A 5-Bout Production

His White Fighter Fighting 4 Others

Then, With Each “Win” Finally Moving On To

The Heavyweight Title Bout With The World Champion

 

The Title Fight Would Be At The Taj Mahal 

Trump’s Former Bankrupt Casino — (Now Under New/Better Management)

Trump’d Be The Ring Announcer Himself

Guaranteeing The “Fight Of The Century”!

Dear Cheetos-In-Chief ---

If u truly want peace the Imperial Kingdom 

You must travel to pyongyang and lick my boots & thereby show total fealty to your "Dear Leader"

Otherwise we will continue w/the LongDong # 10 ----

Which is able to reach Trump Tower --- (Melania & Baron)

& we're also working on the LongDong #11 --- that's able to reach Mar-A-Lego

You will lick the boots of the "Dear Leader", Oh Cheetos-One!

You will dance to our bamboo flute rhapsody

We will show you a live demonstration of our most advanced weaponry

And then, we'll give you a Golden Showers Show that you will NEVER forget!

Yes, Dear "Orange" Blossom, the Hermit Kingdom beckons u come

We will shower you with bosoms beyond belief

We will provide you with a harem worthy of Omar Shariff & Omar Quadaffi

You will want for nothing and it will be most BIGLEY --- as Bigley as you can make it!!!

Oh, Comrade Cheetos, leader of the decadent West

You cannot defeat us with your words and actions

No, we will never kow-tow to an Orange Infidel

We will fight to the last rice paddy, to the last bowl of rice, to the last clump of coal

jets

Mr. Marmalade, you cannot stop us, our missiles will not heed your tweets

You're a paper tiger without teeth

And besides, we know you have very small hands, what do we fear?

No, Orange-Man, we are beyond your influence and power

 

 

We aim to replace your name from Trump Tower

It will then be known as "Dear Leader" Skyscraper

Lick Dear Leader's boots and dine on chocolate cake filled with cognac

And we will then reconsider our bomb building programs

 

We await your response because we know you will

As a show of good faith, we will gladly pay you for one of your golf courses

(1ST VERSE)

Crappy days are here again

The skies above are weird again

let us sing a song of fear again

Crappy days are here again

Altogether shout it now

Ain't no one like Trump

Spouts gibberish out loud

So let's tell the world about it now

Crappy days are here again

Trump's rubles & borscht ain't gone

In fact, they'll be much more from now on

Happy days are here again

Trump delivers another sneer agSo, pound another 40-ounce beer again

Happy, Happy, Happy days

Are here again!

(2ND VERSE)

Wacky days are here again

Ivanka's sigh's loud & clear again

Hear her song for Daddy-Dear again

Crappy days are here again

Altogether - holy cow

No one like Trump

Makes stupid white folk howl

So let's tell the world about it now

Crappy days are here again

Trump's taxes will all soon be gone

In fact, they'll be no more from now on

Happy days are here again

Cruise missiles aimed at Basheer again

So spread that bagel with schmear again

Happy, Happy, Happy days

Are here again!

Two recent developments on the Trump-Russia "Cabal"

One, is tdisshe revelation by the New York Times today - (Thurs./March 30, 2017) - that The GOP House Intel Chairman - Devin Nunes - was assisted in entering the White House this past week by two White House staff and examining highly confidential documents that allegedly showed Trump campaign associates had been "incidentally" monitored within the context of a previously FISA authorized warrant to monitor "foreign" nationals and their contacts with U.S. citizens during the course of the 2016 presidential campaign.

One such staff member was Ezra Cohen Watnick - former National Security Assistant Michael Flynn's senior staffer.  The other White House staffer was the former staff member to the GOP House Intel Committe Chairman himself, Devin Nunes - and that would be Michael Ellis.

As Dana Carvey used to say on Saturday Night Live ----> My, How Convenient!

Such Shennigans can only be interpreted to show that the White House is desperately trying to throw any "shade" on the ongoing Senate Intel Committee Trump-Russia investigation as well as the House Intel Committee's.  Designed to interject ancillary issues that really have no bearing or significance to the "meat" of the respective Congressional investigations --- was there collusion between any members of the Trump 2016 presidential campaign and senior Russian operatives to actively and intentionally disseminate extremely unflattering information on Hillary Clinton with the sole and express purpose of aiding the election of Donald Trump to the presidency.

Well, as of late, the New York times has been on a real "tear" in unearthing damning information on Trump and his administration --- (and we're only 68-days into his presidency).  This new tid-bit is more than likely "spot-on".  Take it to the bank.