TODAY'S BROADCAST WILL FOCUS ON DONALD TRUMP'S UPHILL CLIMB TO AMASS 270 ELECTORAL VOTES TO WIN THE PRESIDENCY IN 2016

LET'S GO STATE-BY-STATE

1.   CALIFORNIA --- ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS --- DONALD'S 70% NEGATIVE RATING AMONG WOMEN KILL HIS CHANCES IN THIS STATE, NOT TO MENTION THE "DIVERSE" VOTING ELECTORATE!

2.   TEXAS --- MAYBE, IT'S BEEN REPUBLICAN FOR SOME TIME.  BUT REAL, TRUE GOP CONSERVATIVES CAN'T STAND HIM.  THEY'LL PROBABLY SHOW UP TO THE POLLS IN FEWER NUMBERS THAN IN 2012!  AGAIN, WOMEN, OVERALL, WILL NOT GIVE HIM ANY ADVANTAGE!  WHITE MEN, FUCK'EM --- WHITE CONSERVATIVE MEN WILL PROBABLY VOTE FOR TRUMP, BUT THEY'LL ANSWER TO THEIR WIVES!  --- THAT SHOULD BE FUN!!!!  THIS COULD BE CLOSE, LOT CLOSER THAN YOU THINK!

3.    FLORIDA --- THIS ONE GOES TO CLINTON.  A WHOLE LOT OF RETIRED FOLK.  A LOT OF HISPANICS.  YOUNGER VOTERS.  AGAIN, WOMEN WILL TIP THE BALANCE.  THE WHITE MALE VOTE IS TRUMP'S ONLY REAL HOPE.  IN THE END, CLINTON SQUEAKS BY IN FLORIDA.

4.   NORTH CAROLINA --- BARACK WON IT IN 2012.  CLINTON SHOULD HAVE A LARGER SHARE OF THE WHITE VOTE THAN OBAMA --- AS WELL AS THE ETHNIC VOTE/MINORITY VOTE.  THIS ONE GOES TO HILLARY.

5.   VIRGINIA --- YES, THERE'S A LOT OF DISGRUNTLED WHITE VOTERS IN THIS STATE BUT THERE ARE ALSO WOMEN --- OBAMA WON IN 2012 --- LIKEWISE HILLARY IN 2012.

6.   PENNSYLVANIA --- OBAMA WON IN 2012 --- CLINTON IS IN JUST AS GOOD OF A POSITION IN 2016 --- GIVE IT TO CLINTON

7.   OHIO --- TRUMP COULD HAVE A CHANCE HERE --- KASICH IS THE GOP GOVERNOR --- BUT IN THE END, HILLARY HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH "DRAWING" POWER --- AMONG WOMEN & ETHNIC/MINORITY VOTERS TO SQUEEZE BY IN THIS STATE

Rubio - About GOP rival TRUMP 

"He is taller than me, he's like 6' 2", which is why I don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5' 2"," Rubio joked. "Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands -- "

& TRUMP TWEETS A LOT

TRUMP'S sweet sword

Oh, yeah, his sword

Praise the lord

Really wants to tease you

Really wants to stick it to you

Really wants to plough that sword

BUT it ain't so long, his sword

TRUMP'S sweet sword

Oh, sweet Lord

BUT Can We AFFORD

Really wants to show you

& Go toe-to-toe with you

Really wants to show that sword

But it won't get long, TRUMP'S sword

His sweet sword

It's stiff as a board

That damn sweet sword

Really wants to freak you

Really wants to bleep you

Really wants to tweak you

Really wants to creep you

BUT it won't get very long

TRUMP'S sweet sword

Hm, that sword

My, my, that sword

Really wants to bro' w/you

Really wants to grow on you

Really wants to show some sword

But, alas, it won't get long

Hmm

TRUMP'S sweet sword

YES, TIS, HIS sword

4-BAR "Interlude"

Hm, his sword

Such a damn fine sword

Sure looks like it could SOAR

JUST Makes him a cheap whore

Really wants to Brooklyn you

Even Hackensack on you

Needs to Super-Size that sword

Then RE-TWEET it ALL overboard

Hm, his sword

Tis smaller than a gourd

Let him tweet that sword

Such a tiny, tiny sword

WHAT a slimy little sword

Ain't no magic chord

His petite LITTLE sword

Such a fucking, little whore

That petite LITTLE sword

Makes TRUMP a dirty whore

There's no denying the surprisingly resounding beat-down of Bernie Sanders in NY primary by Hillary Clinton! The Sanders's camp projected a single-digit deficit in New York, not double-digit deficit!  

U can say this 2016 Democratic primary turned the "corner" on April 19th & catapulted Hillary Clinton into insurmountable legate lead and an overwhelming momentum of "certainty" as nominee at July convention in Philly. What's more impressive was that the lead was pronounced at very beginning of the vote tally last night and remained in high double-digits until 99% of vote was tallied.

Sanders can elect to stay in until the bitter end but the NY primary was assuredly the death knell of his presidential candidacy and he damn well knows it. Making it known that his campaign will fight tooth and tong for every last super-delegate just cements notion that Sanders campaign is in final stages of "utter desperation".

No matter. Next Tue, April 26th, PA primary will be held and if there is an even more friendly environs for Clinton than New York, it is PA. We may see a 20-point blow-out win for Hillary.  

Bernie, I'd quit while I'm ahead. Work something out w/DNC as far as getting speaking slot at convention. Do the statesman-like thing and suspend your campaign and do your part to reunite party as soon possible to allow Democrats to regroup sufficiently to permit Hillary Clinton to be at her optimum for Fall election.

The decision is yours, to be sure, but, might be high time to put party before personal considerations, Bernie, know when to say when. U've been licked - u know it. Superdelegate ploy by your campaign manager, Weaver, is just that, mere ploy. Concede for good of all concerned. Hillary can beat either Trump or Cruz handily in the FALL.

Clock's running down, Benie!

Trump Has His Trailer-Park, High-School Dropout, Middle-Aged, Under-Achiever, White Guy "Air-Heads".

Sanders' Trotskyite "Bolsheviks" Take It Upon Themselves To Enforce Orthodoxy On Party Faithful While Directing Full-On Broadsides @ Hillary Clinton. Bernie Is Lenin, Keeper Of The Pure Message Of CLASS-WARFARE & Oligarchical Hegemony! Nothing Else Matters Since It's Of Secondary Importance To Politburo President Sanders!

His Minions Roam Facebook En Masse Spreading The Gospel Of The "New Savior" In Town, Who'll Resurrect America Up From The Crucifiction Of Unbridled Capitalism.They Point Out The "Master's" Doctrinaire Talking Points But Their Real Focus Is Unloading Mercilessly On Hillary Clinton & Foisting All Manner Of Evil & Duplicity Upon Her.

Even Hillary's Fundraisers Are Subjected To Intense Firestorms From Sandernistas Filled w/Indignation Who Point Out That She Feeds At The Trough Of Hollywood's Rich & Elite While Comrade Sanders Subsists On Thousands Of $27 Individual Donations. God, The Wrath Of Sanders Visited Upon Earth! We tremble At The Very Thought!

Let's SQUASH Sanders' Mystique! There Is NO "Mystique", Just Sound & Fury Signifying Crotchedy Incontinence! Class Warfare Rants & Raves Are ALL Sanders Has Left For An Electorate, Skipping Over Countless Other Legitimate Issues People Confront Each Day.

Lincoln Stated: A Man w/No Vices Is A Man w/No Virtues. That's Sanders. Squeaky Clean But Bereft Of Any Real Common Touch! He Rails At The Rich But Never Gets Down Into The Trenches w/The Average Person. He's Too Wrapped Up In Doctrinaire Epistemology Sacrosanct Beyond Reproach.

Bernie, Let The Revolution Begin, But Count Me Out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLGzRXY5Bw

(3-MIN./27-SEC.)

 

You say you want a revolution

Well, you know, we'd all love to WIN this election

You tell me it's an insurrection

Well, you know, we think it's just your erection 

 

But when you diss Hill's qualifications

Don't you know that you can count me out

 

Don't you know it's gonna be alright, alright

Don't you know it's gonna be alright, alright

Don't you know it's gonna be alright, alright

 

You say you got a real SOLUTION

Well, you know, haven't seen your BIG-BANK PLAN

You ask me for a CONTRIBUTION

Well, you know - WE'LL Get back with you SANDMAN

 

 

But if you want money for folks hating HILLARY

All I can tell you, brother, GET THEE TO A NUNNERY

 

Don't you know it's gonna be alright, alright

Don't you know it's gonna be alright, alright

Don't you know it's gonna be alright, alright

 

Say you'll rearrange the convention

Well, you know we'd all love to put you to bed

You tell me that the "fix" is in

Well, you know, you best win those big states instead 

 

But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Bill

Ain't gonna make it with us, we'll just vote for Hill

 

Don't you know it's gonna be --- alright, alright

Don't you know it's gonna be --- alright, alright

Don't you know it's gonna be --- alright, alright

SET TO THE TUNE OF "SWEET HOME ALABAMA"  --- Lynyrd Skynyrd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MhOZt5-Jl8

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"Musical Introduction"

Newsreels keep on turning

Bringing it home 'bout Lady Clinton

Singing songs about Hillary

I miss 'ole' ThrillRod once again

And I think it's a sin, yes

(Short Musical "Interlude")

Well I heard Mister SANDERS sing about her

Well I heard old BERNIE put her down

Well, I hope Bernie Sanders will remember

A Midwestern man don't need him around, anyhow

Sweet home Hillary

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Hillary

Lord, I'm coming home to you

(Short Musical "Interlude")

CHICAGO loves Madam Secretary, boo hoo ooo

Now we all did what we could do

Now E-mail-gate does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth

Sweet home Hillary

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Hillary

Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come, Lady Rod

(Short Musical "Interlude")

Now Michigan Avenue has got campers

And they might inhale a bong or two

Lord they get me off so much

They pick me up when I'm feeling blue

Now how about you?

Sweet home Hillary

Where the skies are so blue & LadyRod true

Sweet Home Hillary

Lord, I'm definitely voting for you

Bernie, You Say The "Right" Stuff, But You Ain't Got The "Right Stuff"!  --- You'd Be A Great Proponent For GOING TO THE MOON + BEYOND!  But, For Heaven's Sakes, You'd NEVER Be An Astronaut.  In That Same Vein, Your Advocacy For PROGRESSIVE CAUSES Is All Well & Good, But YOU Are NOT The "Right" Guy To Lead The Others Into BATTLE!

Bernie, You're A Goddamned SAINT! --- Your MORALS Are Impeccable! --- You're A Most Rightous Dude!  --- But, Your Just To Damn Self-Rightous, AMIGO!

Bernie, You're A Goddamned Straight Arrow --- You Don't Have Any Peccadillos In Your Past (As Far As We Know) --- But You're WAY Too Sanctimonious & Self-Serving!

Free College Tuition + Free Health Care -- That's A Hell Of A Start.  But, BERNIE, There's Just NO WAY You're EVER Going To "Shove" This Shit Through CONGRESS --- You're NOT The Guy For This!  --- You Ain't Got The Requisite "Stuff" --- WITHIN YOU --- To Go About This

You're A "Mouth", Bernie!  --- That's You're Real STOCK-IN-TRADE! --- You're An Intellectual RABBLE-ROUSER! --- You Can Agitate A Crowd, Bring'em To Their Feet!  --- You Aren't A Deal-Maker, A Guy Who Can Work CONGRESS To "Spit" Out A Reasonable Facsimile Of The Kind Of Legislation That You're ALL About!

Bernie, It's Time To Face Facts! --- You'd Make A Great CheerLeader-In-Chief!  --- NOT A Commander-In-Chief!  --- I Hate To Be The One To Break It To You, But There's More Than A Smattering Of Solid Reality At Work Here!  --- Again, Bernie, You Just Ain't Got The "Right Stuff" To Assume The Role Of President Of The U.S.  --- You Can, However, Assume The Role As President Of Our Collective, National Conscience! --- And For That, We Will ALWAYS Be Indebted To You!

Bernie, Hillary Beat U Like A Drum Tues. Nite, Mar. 15th - She Won ALL 5 PRIMARIES - FLA - OH - NC - ILL & MO!

Hillary's On A "Roll"! - Bernie, U DONE! U TOAST! U THROUGH As Presidential Candidate! - Maybe "3rd" Party Candidate

Coming PRIMARIES, Sandman!

March 22nd - ARIZONA - IDAHO - UTAH

March 26th -  ALASKA - HAWAII - WASHINGTON STATE

April 5 -- WISCONSIN -- (U Might WIN - Hillary Right THERE!)

April 19 -- NEW YORK - (Hillary-U.S. Senator )

May 3 -- INDIANA & WV

May 17 -- KY - OREGON (TOSS-UP!)

June 7 - CA (Diversity - HILLARY!) - MONTANA - NJ (Diversity - Hillary!) - NM - SD

Keep Crankin Bernie, FRANKLY, U'd Be More VALUABLE To "Party" By Going DIRECTLY AFTER TRUMP - Hook, Line & Sinker!

Rocky Balboa - Body Blows, Repeatedly, On TRUMP!

Soften Him Up - By LABOR DAY - "IF" He's GOP NOMINEE -- He'll Be FATALLY DAMAGED - A "Shell" Of His Former Self!

U Have POWER, Bernie - "Rip" Into TRUMP - NOW, NOT LATER!

Come To Grips w/Your Prospects-Your Historical Imperative w/DEMOCRATIC PARTY - U OWE the Party, "Wail" Away @ TRUMP! Daily, Hourly! - Use Ur Brooklyn MOUTH - SAVAGE TRUMP Beyond Repair! 

Show Your "Credentials" As "Nominal" Dem - (FUCK UR INDEPENDENT STATUS - That's ALL Jive - Christ, Ur Caucusing w/Dems!)

Bernie, Get It On, Lay Into Trump - He's "Clear & Present Danger" Facing USA! - Go Out Guns Blazing! - History Will Smile On U!

Get On Board The Cruz Train - The "Tedster" Is Going Head-To-Head w/Trumpster! - Let's Get Ready To Rumble.

In Today's 5 Primaries (ME, KY, KS, LA) Cruz Comes In With 2 "Upsets" - Winning BOTH KS (48-23) + ME (46-33)!

The Dump Has To Be Wondering What's Going On, Right? Simple! Cruz Has A Prodigious Field Operation - Door-To-Door Canvassing Organized At The Precinct Level - Each County Headed Up By A Cruz Operative!

Trump Has Approx. 100 Delegate Lead But w/The Upcoming March Primaries - (Mar. 8th - MI, MISS & HI) - (Mar. 15th - OH, FLA, ILL, NC) - (Mar. 22nd - AZ & UT) - Cruz Could Be Well Within Striking Range Of Trump & With Enough Of A "Clout" To Deny Trump The Necessary Majority Of Delegates (1,273) To Secure The GOP Nomination. 

It Seems That Thursday Night's Debate In Detroit Has Propelled Cruz's Campaign To A Higher Orbit As Donald Trump Was Being Savaged On Stage By Both Rubio & Cruz. The Donations Are Sure To Rapidly Pick Up For Cruz. We Can Expect To See Some Slippage In Trump's National Standing - State-By-State As This Primary Season Continues. Cruz Has Found His Footing And Is Poised To Pounce On Virtuallly Everything That Comes Out Of Trump's Mouth Between Now & June!

Rubio Finished No Better Than 3rd In Any Of The States Today.  It's Safe To Say That His Campaign Is OVER!

One Thing Is Certain, The GOP Convention Will Be No Picnic. The Cruz Campaign Is The Likely Alternative To The Trump Campaign And - While The GOP Leadership Is Not Enthralled With Ted Cruz - They Are Definitely Outright Flabbergasted By Donald Trump. They Will Move Heaven And Earth To Facilitate A Ted Cruz Nomination Before Pulling The Plug On Both Campaigns & Throwing It Open To A Full-Scale Convention Brawl.

There are more than a few of u "bozos" out there in FaceBook Land that are stinking up the joint w/this Bernie Sandwich Shit! I gotta tell u, this ain't the time or place - as of RIGHT NOW! Why? DONALD TRUMP, That's why, Turkeys!

I'm a hard-assed Progressive who knows when to make a strategic retreat and when to charge hard.Trump will be the GOP nominee & he's nothing more than the Corleone family heading straight for the White House with no regard for ANY American nicety, tradition or historical landmark.

This is the underworld versus the rest of us citizens. Bernie Sanders ain't the cat to take on something like this. He'll get cut to ribbons.  

No, the times call for a ball-busting, domineering dominatrix - in Hillary Clinton those criteria are more than fulfilled. Hillary was born to run against someone precisely like DONALD TRUMP. Hillary will have Trump's balls by Oct. and shove them down his throat by Nov.!!

Dan, cut the shit out! 1 more Bernie Sanders video and I'm gonna take out my Voodoo doll (w/ur picture on it) & start sticking pins in it, daily!  Really doesn't matter, because after this Sat., Feb. 27th & NEXT TUESDAY, SUPER TUESDAY (March 1st), It's gonna become real goddamned obvious that Madam Secretary will be kicking it into high gear. She'll be leaving Bernie in the dust. This ain't gonna be that long of a slog as the so-called clever pundits would have us believe. No way, Amigos!

Starting this Sat./Feb. 27th - we have South Carolina & then March 1st - Alabama - Arkansas - Georgia - Oklahoma - Tennessee - Texas - Virginia & I'll Include Minnesota - close to Hillary's home state of Illinois! Just to pile it on even further - On March 5th you have Kansas, Nebraska, Louisiana & Kentucky.

By this time Hillary will have insurmountable lead (she already has close to 400 Super Delegate VOTES, alone!).