Moderator:Mr. Trump, If Elected, How Soon Will You Start Building That Wall To Keep Out Illegal Aliens?

Trump:I'll Tell You w/A Short & Concise Statement-"Balls To The Wall".

Moderator:Mr. Cruz, If Elected, What Will Be Your 1st Act As President?

Cruz:I'll Create New Federal Agency, Dept. Of Churches & It Will Assess A TITHE On All American Voters - Approx. 15%!

Moderator:Mr. Rubio, If Elected, What Would Be Ur Approach To Iran?

Rubio:We'll Build A Wall Around Iraq To Keep Iranians Out & Iraqis In. We'll Drop Gideon Bibles All Over Tehran & Show Those Godless Emirs! Don't Fuck w/God-Fearing, Gun-Toting Americans!

Moderator:Mr. Bush, Do U Think The Vacancy On Supreme Court Should Be Filled?

Bush:What Vacancy?

Moderator:Mr. Kasich, How'd U Handle The Next Terrorist Attack On United States?

Kasich:I'd Have Chris Christie Close Down Right-Hand Lane Of The George Washington Thruway, That'll Thwart Any Real Attempts @ Launching Violent Attack On New York City?

Moderator:Mr. Carson, Do U Still Think That U.S. Foreign Policy Should Include Drone Attacks On Doctors w/o Borders?

Carson:By Their Description - "w/o Borders" - They Are A Godless Terrorist Organization Masquerading As Physicians Who Have The Nerve Of Bringing Life-Saving Skills To Children & Parents Caught Living In ISIS-Controlled Territories.

Moderator:Mr. Cruz, If Elected, Will U Deal Effectively With Cuba?

Cruz:No, Cuba Is Godless & Gutless, It Needs To Be Baptized (From The Air) - We Can Send Squadrons Of B2-Bombers & Drop Cannisters Of Holy Water On Their Cities. Alternatively, We Can Put Messages Of Hell-Fire & Brimstone In Bottles In The Water Near Their Shores & Wait For Them To Wash Up On The Beach & Be Retrieved By Grateful Indigenous Natives  To Read The "Good News" Contained Therein.

I'm just wild about Bernie

And Bernie's bonkers about me

The heavenly blisses of his kitsches

Fills me with ecstasy

 

He's neat just like apricot brandy

Or like a fancy schmantsy tv

Oh, I'm just wild about Bernie

And he's just zydeco about me

 

Now, I'm just wild about the Sandwich

And the Sandwich is wild about me

The heavenly blitzes of his blintzes

Fills me with ecstasy

 

Say now, he's one neat Jim Dandy

Or like a Mack-Daddy from Miami

Oh, I'm just wild about Bernie

And he's just all ape-shit about me

Cannot do without

He's just zydeco about me

I'm Hillary the eighth, I am

Hillary the eighth, I am, I am

I got harassed by the Bernie next door

He's been steam-rolling me seven times before

 

And every time it was Bernie

He wouldn't pick on Fiorina or Sarah Palin

He's comin' @ me for the 8th time, that Bernie

I'm Bernie's eighth, that I am

 

Second verse, same as the first

 

I'm Hillary the eighth, I am

Hillary the eighth, I am, I am

I got harassed by the Bernie next door

He's been steam-rolling me seven times before

 

And every time it was Bernie

He wouldn't pick on Fiorina or Sarah Palin

He's comin' @ me for the 8th time, that Bernie

I'm Bernie's eighth, that I am

 

Third Verse Is Even More PERVERSE!

 

I'm Hillary the eighth, I am

Hillary the eight, I am, I am

I got smacked by the Bernie next door

He's been sleaze-balling me seven times before

 

And every time it was Bernie

He wouldn't come on to Pelosi or Barbara Boxer

He's loadin' up on me for the 8th time, that Evil Ernie

I'm Ernie's the eighth, that I am

If Sanders Is Really Going To Set The Tone As A Likely Winner Of The Democratic NOMINATION --- The States He SHOULD Win ARE (1) IOWA, (2) VERMONT & (3) NEW HAMPSHIRE ---- WHY? ---- IOWA Was Massively White, With Very Little "Other" Voters Being Present.  The Same Holds True For New Hampshire & Vermont!

Well, Bernie's Come Up Short In IOWA --- So, NOW, It's On To New Hampshire, Where He's Expected To Win.  But HOW MUCH Is ENOUGH?  And Can He Win By ENOUGH?

If Hillary Can Turn The Tables On Sanders Next Week In New Hampshire & Exact A Turn-About On BERNIE, By Keeping Sanders' Margin Of Victory Sizeably Smaller Than Projections Suggest NOW --- Then Madam Secretary Will DEFINITELY Be On Her Way To The Democratic Nomination!

Then, There Is The Vermont Primary Which Is On March 1st & Like New Hampshire, Sanders Appears To Be Heavily Favored.  BUT, If He Falters In This Regard, Then His Candidacy Is DEFINITELY On A Substantially Increased Downward Trajectory All The Way Through June - The End Of The Primary Season!

The Long & Short Of It Is --- Hillary Did WHAT She NEEDED To Do --- WHEN She Needed To Do It.  It Wasn't Pretty Or Overwhelming By Any Stretch.  It Was Actually Pretty Brutal & Inglorious.  But She WON IOWA!!!  

All The Talk That The Media Has Favored CLINTON --- Is Utter Rubish.  If Anything, There Has Been A Very Palpable "Buzz" All Along About The "Burn-Man" Since Late Fall And The Onus Has All Been On HILLARY!  Hillary Delivered In IOWA.  She Delivered ENOUGH!

Now It's The "Burn-Man's" Turn NEXT WEEK!  Show Us What You REALLY GOT, BERNIE?

Ted Cruz Is The Champ When It Comes To "Whining"

 

Ditto --- For Being A Champion Sniveling Snot

 

Apparently, Megyn Kelly Ain't Buying Any Of it!

 

So, Cruz Got Shut Down Thursday Nite - By BOTH Rubio & Kelly

 

So, When Cruz Gets Called On His Own Flip-Flops - (Like, By, Rubio) ---> He Whines That Rubio Didn't Show Up For Certain Votes In The U.S. Senate!

 

Trump Has Hammered Away @ Ted Cruz - Calling Into Question Ted Cruz's Credentials As A U.S. Citizen (Cruz born in Calgary, CA to A Cuban Father & American mother) ---  AND All Cruz Could Do @ Thursday Nite's GOP Debate Was To Say Trump Has Infused Great Enthusiasm Into The GOP's 2016 White House Race --- He doesn't even have the BALLS to refute Trump --- in no uncertain terms --- for his allegations that Cruz's U.S. citizenship is SUSPECT!

 

Never Mind That Trump Has Called Into Question Everything About Cruz --- Including His Manhood!

 

Cruz, Is The ULTIMATE Sniveler ---- He's A High Class Toady --- He's NOT Fit To Give Any Orders --- Outside Those Within A Drive-Through Hamburger Pit-Stop

 

Rubio, To His Credit, Does NOT Whine Or Snivel --- He Stands On His Own 2 Feet & Trades Punches With His Fellow-Rivals!  If He's Got Something To "Dish" Out, It Can Be Traced To An Official Record, i.e., Cruz's Actual Voting Pattern In The U.S. Senate!

 

The Sniveler, Will Soon, Turn Into The Shriveler ----- This Is Marco Rubios Time To OVERTAKE CRUZ & Pursue The TRUMP! vMarco Rubio Can "Dog" Trump Through The 1st 2-Months Of The Primaries & Wear Him Down ---- TRUMP, BEWARE, Youth Will Be Served, This Time Around!

 

Cruz, Your Act Wears Thin & The Hounds (i.e., RUBIO) Are Nipping At Your Heels!

I got it!

Well, what is it?

A TRUMP, a CRUZ . . .

Would ya hold your horses

& let me get this camera in focus

Eeeeekkkk!  ---- IT'S GREEN SLIME!!!

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They're in the swamp, they're in the swamp

With lots of snakes & toads & Adolph's Mein Kampf!

They're In it for the money, t'is nothing but crummy

Old men they are, & stuffed full of baloney!

 

They always make them headlines

'Cause they know them deadlines,

'Cause when they see them polling scores,

They're at it like media whores

 

We're in it for the money, 

Come on now, honey

Let's spend it, lend it, send it - rolling around!

 

Need to make that next headline,

Or we'll end up in a breadline

So when we see the news-feed line

We've got to make it in a beeline

 

They're in the swamp, they're in the swamp

With lots of snakes & toads & Adolph's Mein Kampf!

They're In it for the money, t'is nothing but crummy

So outdated like Sony, which ain't baloney!

Crappy days are here again

The lines begin for gin again

Let us sing that song with beer again

Crappy days are here again

 

So let's all pout about it now

Trump was here

Such a bum steer

Let's tell the world about it now

Crappy days are here again

 

Your shares and sheckles are gone

There'll be no more from now on

 

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Bath tub gin is here again

& the flies are swarming about again

Time to light up that bong again

Crappy days are here again

 

Why, altogether shout it now

There's no one here

Can doubt it now

Let's tell the world about it now

Crappy days are here again

 

Your housewares and rubles are gone

There'll be no more from now on

 

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Crappy days are here again

The fries we ordered are cold again

Time to adjust that Nordstrom's thong again

Crappy days are here again

We're Over You,

We're Over You,

We're Over You, We're Over You, We're Over You

 

Yes, The Spanks Are Coming

The Spanks Are Coming

Can't Really See It Any Other Way!

 

So Beware,

Don't Just Glare,

Life Ain't Fair, Keep Your Hair, Don't Dispair

 

Yes, You Were In Clover - Schooled @ Andover

But You Can't Stoop Lower If You Really Tried

 

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No More Of You,

No More Of You,

We're Sick Of You, We're Sick Of You, We're Sick Of You

 

Nope, The Ranks Ain't Closing

The Ranks Ain't Closing

'Cause Your Flanks Are All Melting Away

 

So Don't Stare, 

Just Take Care, 

Say A Prayer, Bye-bye Town Square, Off Into Thin Air

 

Don't Be A Sore Loser, Or Bowery Boozer

It's The End Of The Line For Mr. Chump Change

 

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We're Over You,

We're Over You,

We're Over You, We're Over You, We're Over You

 

Yes, The Spanks Are Coming

The Spanks Are Coming

Can't Really See It Any Other Way!

 

So Beware, 

Don't Just Glare, 

Life Ain't Fair, Keep Your Hair, Don't Dispair

 

Yes, You Were In Clover - Schooled @ Andover

But You Can't Stoop Lower If You Really Tried

Donald Trump Is Running To Become 1st Islamic Caliphate Outpost In The Western World, The U.S.A. Ostensibly, He's Running As An American To Make America Great Again But The Wily, Rascally DONALD Is Really More Locked Into The QuIt'est To Become The Caliphate Leader Of The U.S.

He''s Got The Perfect Cover Running As A Supposed OUTSIDER With Tremendous Bluster & Bravado! It's All A Giant Kabuki Play To Distract From The DONALD'S Real Objective: Caliphate Grand Master Of The North American Continent As Well As South America.

The Trump Thought About Being The NEXT Mussolini But Figured What Could Be Better Than The Next Ali Khan, The Lord & Prince Of The North American New Islamic Caliphate! Upon Assuming The Presidency The Donald's First Action Will Be For An Executive Order Declaring Himself The Grand Mufti!

He Will Then Appear From The Balcony At Frequent Intervals To Deliver Sermons & Instructional Messages To The Faithful & To Erect The Trump Regnum Caliphate Pax Americana!

He Will, Of Course, Have An Extensive Household - Featuring A Large Harem As Befitting A Grand Mufti, As Well As A Tajj Mahal Residential Palace (In Place Of White House) To Implement The New Regnum. You Can Expect Minarets Everywhere As Prayer Towers Extolling The Faithful To Come To Prayer 5-Times A Day!

The Address From The White House Will Be Replaced By The Grand Caliphate Leader Speaking To The Faithful From The Steps Of The Capitol Which Has Been Turned Into Two Grand Mosques, One For The Men & The Other For The Women.

This Is A Lifetime Gig And The Donald Is Up To The Challenge! The Bravado & Bombasity Will Be Supplanted By The Pomposity! Oh Grand Caliphate Excellency, We Bow & Scrape In Hour Presence, Your Loyal Minions And Obsequious Toadies!

Of Course There Will Be Two Sacrifices Per Year - Carefully Selected Apostates (Of The Liberal Persuasion)!

Greetings, 99-Percenters!  I'm Just One Of Santa's Little Helpers & I'm Here To HELP You @ This Perilous Time In Our Country's History.  What Better Time For Me To PULL A Rabbit Out Of My Ass Then @ Christmas Time --- One Year Away From The NEXT Presidential ERECTION (As They Say In Japan!)

For My First Christmas "Goodie" --- How About We Build A Fucking Wall Around The ENTIRE State Of California & Just Seal Them Off From Everything & Everybody!  We'll Take Your 55 ELECTORAL VOTES & Park'em On The GOP Side Of The Aisle.  Now, That's Fucking Huuuge!

For My 2nd Christmas "Goodie" --- How About We Close EVERY Single Mosque In This Country & Keep Them Muslims Inside Our COUNTRY Back Up On Their Heels, @ Least Until We've Totally Destroyed ISIS & Carpet-Bombed The Hell Out Of SYRIA!

For My 3rd Christmas "Goodie" --- How About We Just Have FOX NEWS Take Over The ENTIRE News Coverage Of The GOP 2016 Presidential Campaign Story!  Sorry, But ABC, CBS & NBC/MSNBC Have To Be Kicked To The Curb!  They're "Nice People", BUT, They're Just NOT Tough Enough!!

For My 4th Christmas "Goodie" --- How About We Just Put Hillary Clinton On House Arrest Till She Spills The Beans On Email-Gate & Benghazi, Ok?  In The Alternative, We'll Have A Caged Match - Ronda Rousey Style --- Winner Take ALL!

For My 5th Christmas "Goodie" --- How About We Embrace Jeb Bush's Charge Against Us As The "Chaos Candidate"!  Hey, I Like The Sound Of That.  We'll Run With That.  Thanks, Jeb, You Actually Did Us A Fucking Favor Your Little !

For My 6th Christmas "Goodie" ---  How About We Build That WALL Along The Mexican Border --- 10 Stories High And 1,000 Miles Long & Machine Gun Laden Watch Towers Every 100 Foot Along That Tower.