Today, we make up for lost time and release a podcast starring, written and directed by women!  Finally!  Is Leslie Knope a jerk?  How long does it take to make a giant paella?  And how long until we can go on a trip like this?  All of this and more, on a podcast where even the hosts forgot about it for a couple weeks...

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In today's unofficial sequel to Outlaw King, the reluctant king of England goes to war with France while also being at war with Scotland.  Who is this movie for?  Can Mark edit an entire episode by himself?  And why does everyone have the Banana Boat song stuck in their heads?!  Find out this week, and know that you've found a treasure that less than a dozen people in the ENTIRE WORLD have discovered.

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Vita: Stans a longe · La Reverdie · Roberto Spremulli

Historia Sancti Eadmundi: De la liturgie dramatique au drame liturgique

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Can we all agree that endings are hard?  And that telling a series of short stories does not make a movie good?  Yes?  Perfect.

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This week we learn what the legendary Rudy Ray Moore, and his famous, or infamous, film, Dolemite. What the heck is Kim laughing at? Sarah's never heard of Blaxploitation films? How does one make a good bad movie? All of this and more in a podcast that mirrors Dolemite in quality, only without the fanbase. 

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In today's episode, a man of God and a conspiracy theorist help a grieving father obtain the dead body of his son.  Are state-secrets necessary?  How do people who sacrifice change as a result of their choices?  And for all that is holy, can Bryan Cranston play anyone as unlikeable?!  Find out this week, in a podcast that feels like 3 old men on a road trip, but based on the numbers, is more like the guy in the casket...


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When Frank Sheeran is accepted into the Italian mob, despite his heritage, his life changes forever.  Should it have been 3 hours?  Why is Anna Paquin in this movie?  And what do Joe Pesci actually look like?!  All this and more as we slowly arrive at the inevitable point where we take the audio we've recorded, and burn it.



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Today we talk about the exciting Netflix documentary, Icarus.  Is Russia [redacted on advice from our lawyer]?  Can we [redacted]?  And is this the most exciting cycling can be?  Find out today, as we tell Putin he can take his [redacted] and [redacted] up his [redacted, followed by immediate resignation of my position.  If you're going to make fun of the Russian president, I'd rather my firm have no part of it.  I'm going back to, "You Can't Make This Up.".  At least their podcast on this subject contains some coherent information.]

Opening music by Tchaikofsky

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War may be hell, but man, films about it are awesome!  In today's episode, the SKAAM artists watch a film about a lesser known conflict, learning as much as they can along the way.  Is the Captain into BDSM?  Why doesn't every movie shoot the guy in the white suit?  And how do you use a bullet twice!?  All this and more from a group of people who, luckily for you, are over the drafting age!

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The Charge of the Light Brigade by Alfred, Lord Tennyson.  The Examiner, Dec. 9, 1854

The one where we look back on 2019 and realize what we've done.  Every film, every opinion, every memory revisited!  Is it possible to do an autopsy on something that's still technically alive?  Find out this week on Round Table SKAAM!

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In today's episode, we spread Christmas cheer in a place where none can be found. How did Rose McIver let this happen? Who at Netflix saw the Hallmark audience as a coveted demographic? WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE OF COLOR?  Find out in today's episode where we let you decide how sad Jesus would be if he found out THIS is how we celebrate his birthday.

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