Roundball Rock

Roundball Rock

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Roundball Rock episodes

  • Episode 133: "The Horniest Time Of The Game For The Warriors Is The Third Quarter"
    Joey & Sean are joined by John Wilmes (@johnwilmeswords) to talk about Houston's comeback win, Dwayne Johnson's "Genius Talk" for the Lakers, All-Rookie teams, Jimmy Butler's hatred of young people, Rob Pelinka's Heath Ledger lie, and the greatest celebrations in NBA history, which includes Wilmes endorsing a shimmy, thought not Steph Curry's.

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    1 hr 39 min
  • Episode 132: "He's Our Generation's Bison Dele"
    Sean & Joey welcome "noted Boston homer" Mike Mulloy (@fakemikemulloy) immediately after the Celtics' humiliation of the Cavs. We talk about the Conference Finals, concussions, the ten-part Michael Jordan documentary, sports gambling, Marc Gasol's sailing career, and the sexual proclivities of the Rockets and Warriors. Also, we pick new draft lottery representatives for every team, shout out Greta Gerwig, and Stephen Dorff explains how you can smoke at a basketball game.

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 131: "John McEnroe Would Try To Save Enes Kanter From Kidnappers"
    Joey & Sean stay up late to answer many burning playoff questions, like, Who is going to the Finals? Did the Sixers accidentally tank the Boston series? Is Steve Kerr still smoking weed? Which New York Knicks season ticket holders would go to Enes Kanter's aid if he were attacked by kidnapper? Plus non-virgin Dwayne Casey wins Coach of the Year, the legend Nick Collison hangs them up, Paul George gets knee surgery and OKC fans burn their MRI machines.

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    1 hr 34 min
  • Episode 130: "Thibodeau Is a Vol-Cel, Dude"
    Sean & Joey are joined by Eric Freeman (@freemaneric) to talk about the playoffs, David Fizdale's job interview, wasteful things we've done at work, whether Brad Stevens is an incel, our dream coaching candidates, death threats, Andrew Wiggins to Toronto, Chinese NBA nicknames, and Drake's fake coaching prospects for 2018-19. Sponsored by Clint Capelagrino sparkling water.

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    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode 129: "When The Going Gets Tough, Chris Paul Dribbles The Ball Off Himself"
    Sean records this one from a parked car, just after the Cavaliers destroyed the very spirit of the Toronto Raptors. Joey breaks up with the Raptors, we discuss Drake's ambassadorship and possible diplomatic immunity, the return of Second-Round Chris Paul, the continuation of James Harden's bullshit, Mitt Romney's impact on the Rockets series, new NBA coach hires, and God's most hated team, the Phoenix Suns.

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    42 min
  • Episode 128: "Blockchain-Based Global Fighting Digital Asset Platform"
    Joey & Sean are back to preview Round Two of the playoffs, debate Brad Stevens' sexual history, check in with Dirk Nowitzki's trainer, come to no agreement on Al Horford's handsomeness, return to Nellie's Poker Room, and speculate about Stephon Marbury's new Chinese bitcoin bum fighting league.

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    1 hr 29 min
  • Epiosde 126: "It's time for player-coach Derrick Rose in New York"
    Sean & Joey go through the alternately exciting and depressing first round, with fake fights, trash talk that's never backed up, Ricky Rubio's triumph, the Warriors' malaise, and Coach Thibs getting outscored by 30 in a single quarter. We don't think they should break up the Blazers; just break up Meyers Leonard's body for parts.

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode 125: "They're Not Gonna Fight With Their Backs Against The Wall, Except Each Other"

    A stretched out-late-night podcast from Joey and Sean, talking first-round NBA playoff action. Who will sweep? What players are abject failures? Will Kelly Oubre attack Drake? Will Sean incur the wrath of #NurkNation? Will Joey's Jrue Holiday stock triple in value this spring? Where is Jason Kidd watching the playoffs? Predictions, character assassinations, and a reality show for Rajon Rondo & Kyrie Irving. After all, someone has to record a plus-sized NBA podcast on Thursday nights.


    Closing music: "Bust A Bucket," 1990 Portland Trailblazers

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    1 hr 48 min
  • Episode 124: "Siakam? I Barely Knew Him!"
    Dave Schilling returns to talk to Joey & Sean about the first round of the playoffs. Can the Pacers knock off the Cavs? Does Dwyane Wade chug a pipe full of sea bass before playoff games, like Popeye? Should the first round be five games? Will Thibodeau grow a mustache to psych out Mike D'Antoni? All of these and more are answered, plus we take a look at the NHL playoffs and wlecome our new sponsor, the Taj Mahalo Casino!

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    1 hr 43 min

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Roundball Rock is a comedy podcast about the rumors, hearsay, ins, and yes, outs of NBA basketball. Hosted by comedy writers and NBA junkies Sean Keane and Joey Devine, every week Sean and…