Roundball Rock

Roundball Rock

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Roundball Rock episodes

  • Episode 83: "Derek Fisher is Evil Carlton"
    The boys are back to break down the 2017 NBA awards odds and Daryl Morey's new basketball musical, "Smallball." Also bad rookie haircuts, NBA anthem protests, Tristan Thompson's ill-fated Sixth Man of the Year campaign, and Russell Westbrook can now afford 4.4 million orange photographer vests. And in a special international edition, we play "What Is China Klay Doing Right Now?"

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    1 hr 34 min
  • Episode 82: "The Steady Hand of Boogie Cousins"

    It's a Southwest Division Preview, recorded one week ago, before Sean went up a hill and came down a mountain and Joey met Frankie Muniz. We go through the wild Southwest, discussing the CP3 Rockets, Mavericks players with Shark Tank pitches, the terrible curse afflicting the New Orleans Pelicans, new names for the Utah Jazz, Doug Collins' failed attempt to join the Woke Off, and we play "What Is Daryl Morey Doing Right Now?"


    (Closing music: "U Can't Touch This" by Dwight Howard & a children's chorus)

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    59 min
  • Episode 81 "Sean Is On A Mountain"
    Sean braves the wilds of a mountain and we record on a phone, so the audio is just so-so, but we talk about the craziest week in woke off history, the Melo trade, and D Wade on the Cavs.

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 80: "Leave Zach Lowe Alone!"

    Joey & Sean preview the awww-inspiring Southeast Division, where teams shuffle Plumlees and Howards and Babbitts in a frenzied quest for the 4th seed. We also talk about Kevin Durant's secret Twitter, greedy rat bastard owners and their revenue sharing fights, and Anthony Randolph's championship, and we play "What Is Michael Jordan Doing Right Now?"


    (Closing music: "All Star," by Dwight Howard)

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode 79: "Jamal Crawford is the Michael Jordan of Lou Williamses"
    Comedian Cornell Reid (@corneezy) joins the podcast to preview the Pacific Division. Three Warriors fans chatting it up - exactly what America wants in 2017. We explore the Gorilla's chances of cracking the rotation in Phoenix, pick our dream defensive 4-on-5 lineup in Sacramento, predict the inevitable Gallinari-Griffin brawl, and pitch Jack Nicholson's replacement as the Lakers' #1 celebrity fan. Plus we ask a critical question: Who is more popular in America - Dwight Howard or O.J. Simpson?

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    1 hr 51 min
  • Episode 78: "No One Has Ever Called Him Streetball Paul!"
    David Gborie (@thegissilent, All Fantasy Everything) joins Sean & Joey to preview the Northwest Division and talk about retired Kobe jerseys, the Oklahoma City Goodwill, Anthony Randolph wilding out on Porzingis, the secret Nike warehouse, terrible conversations with your boss, Prince's favorite Timberwolf, and the coked-up Irish greyhound, Clonbrien Hero. And to honor David's favorite Nugget, we play "What Is Danilo Gallinari Doing Right Now?

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    1 hr 39 min
  • Episode 77: "The Only Thing Retired in Joe Dumars' Office is Those Phones"
    Joey & Sean preview the Central Division and ask one central question: How depressing are these teams? We discuss LeBron's status, the fate of the Brooklyn pick, Jabari Parker & Khris Middleton's Hancock-like relationship, Kevin Love's music career, Andre Drummond's decline, and what it's like to be named Gar. And we play a rousing game of "What Is J.R. Smith Doing Right Now?"

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    1 hr 39 min
  • Episode 76: "Shots Fired, Muniz!"

    Joey & Sean deliver a preview of the Atlantic Division, and debut a new segment - the "Tecate Be Bold" bold claim. Will a Knicks assistant coach punch someone? Can the Nets beat the Washington Generals? Will J.J. Redick harass Furkan Korkmaz about podcasts? And how many years away is Bruno Caboclo? Also Adam Silver joins the Woke Off and cancels the Tank Off, the Clippers have an eight-seat Star Courtside section but fewer than eight star fans, and we wonder if the process is officially over/trustworthy. Plus, a rousing game of "What Is James Dolan Doing Right Now?"


    (Closing music: Ace Hood, "Trust The Process")

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    1 hr 42 min
  • Episode 75: "Kobe is the Phil Spector of Basketball Orchestrators
    Joey & Sean tackle the Roundball-rockingest of news topics: Anthony Randolph in Slovenia, Miles Plumlee smoking weed, and the evil owner of the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company buying the Rockets. Then guest animation correspondent Brandie Posey (@brandazzle) joins to discuss Kobe Bryant's "Dear Basketball" and Lonzo Ball's upcoming role on "Fuller House." Plus Celebrity Game MVPs, a Banana Boat restaurant menu, and we play "What Is Dave Coulier Doing Right Now?"

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode 74: “Elon Musk, Stay Away From Our Robot!”

    Joey and Sean discuss the newly-released over-unders, Dan Gilbert's arena referendum, the endless Kyrie Irving trade saga, and whether Rajon Rondo could become president. Plus Nerlens Noel gets Shark Tanked, Sean continues to talk about fictional realms, and somehow the Pelicans are in a bidding war for Dante Cunningham. Sponsored by Dan Gilbert's Furniture Warehouse.


    (Closing music: "Chiraq (Remix)" by Iman Shumpert)

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    1 hr 17 min

About Roundball Rock

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Roundball Rock is a comedy podcast about the rumors, hearsay, ins, and yes, outs of NBA basketball. Hosted by comedy writers and NBA junkies Sean Keane and Joey Devine, every week Sean and…