Want to have to sift through load of waffle about Hannah's feet and Joe getting waterboarded!? Yes! Well you're in luck because we're back for the new season with a bang, so here's the full, unabridged new episode, including Mike's Row Z FPL update, The Battle of the Bridge Part 2, more Manchester United crises and a look at a lacklustre Liverpool. Enjoy!

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We’re joined by comedian, actor and presenter Ben Keenan to look back on another disappointing season at Manchester United as we ask what the Red Devils need to do to recover former glories. Oh and Hannah is happy to find someone else who is also unable to pronounce basic words. Enjoy!

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In one of our fave episodes EVER, we turn the show over to the listeners and take questions on everything from the rebuilding project at Everton to Hannah’s contraception advice. Enjoy!

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In the first of our special summer episodes, we look at the best and worst of the football season and more importantly, engage in a forensic dissection of our co-hosts! There’s also some weirdly grown-up stuff about pitch invasions, the plight of referees and the state of society but that’s tempered with an erotic reimagining of The Sixth Sense. Enjoy!

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It’s the end of the season but the start of a whole new adventure for the Row Z squad, as we look back at the Champions League Final, salute Carlo Ancelotti and praise Nottingham Forest AND announce a whole new raft of special summer podcasts to take us through to the new football season!

There’s also a surprising amount of chat about vomit, Joe finally admits the true nature of his relationship with his football big head collection, oh… and we’d also like to apologise to Raymond. Enjoy!

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No Mike this week however, in a shock development, there was some football discussed! Joe and Hannah talked about a bonkers final day of the Premier League season with Man City crowned champions, Burnley going down and Spurs claiming the final Champions League spot.

  However not to worry, as there’s also plenty of chat about amorous adventures with taxi drivers, Joe wonders why he’s never allowed to meet famous people at work and Hannah ponders the pastimes of London commuters.

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As the end of the season approaches, we reflect on Mark Noble’s West Ham career; Mike wonders whether Arsenal have blown their chance of Champions League football with North London rivals Spurs now in poll position and Hannah creates a new segment that will revolutionise football podcasts forever.

Joe also reminisces about traumatic gigs, Hannah basks in the glory of her sporting exploits at a kids party and there’s lots and lots of stories about farting. Enjoy!

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You’ll be able to tell from the sheer number of bleeped-out expletives that Hannah was back this week and she was quick to regale Joe and Mike with tales of her new TV show and staying in depressing hotels on the M6.

  We also discussed whether Manchester United are at their lowest point ever, whether Frank Lampard has done enough to save Everton from relegation and considered the idea that football’s loveable granddad Roy Hodgson may, actually, be secretly evil, after he saw his Watford team relegated against his old charges Crystal Palace.

  But don’t worry, we didn’t talk too much football, as there was also plenty of rubbish about pedicures, cursing enemies and being made to eat dog treats. Enjoy!

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With Hannah away we veered away from unbroadcastable stories about drinking bodily fluids and in a first for Row Z, actually talked about football. Special guest Charlie Hawkins joined the show and was on hand to dissect an epic afternoon at Goodison Park that saw all kinds of shenanigans from the Everton fans as their team gave themselves a chance of Premier League survival, while pouring yet more misery on Thomas Tuchel’s misfiring Chelsea.

There was also plenty of chat about the Top 4 battle between Spurs and Arsenal, as we asked if Son is more important to Tottenham than Harry Kane and wondered whether Mikel Arteta is actual overachieving with the Gunners and of course, we made time salute everybody's favourite laidback Italian legend, Don Carlo Ancelotti and his Real Madrid side.

Oh and there’s also some stuff about how to stop people farting in the office. Enjoy!

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With Joe currently unable to speak, Hannah steps into the host’s seat, so if you’re after a more refined, measured and thought-provoking show this week, you’re bang out of luck and Joe (semi) silently watching on, the gang welcomed back Newcastle fan, presenter and friend of the show Simon Harkness. There’s a spirited defence of Frank Lampard’s bus-parking in the defeat to Liverpool in the Merseyside Derby, a discussion of what next for Harry Maguire and Hannah gets somewhat carried away about Manchester United’s prospects as Erik Ten Hag agrees to take over at Old Trafford.

  But don’t worry, it’s not all football, as Simon also tells us what he got up to on a bed with Tinchy Stryder, Mike blows our minds with Greek Easter and Hannah manages to tell Row Z’s first ever unbroadcastable story. Enjoy!

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