The Royals continue to disappoint me and make me look even stupider than normal so maybe I should talk about some other things besides my shiny Fennekin collection in Pokemon GO. The Royals have opened discussions with a neighboring county with the aspirations of building a stadium in a more homely environment similar to Wrigley Field. This is much different than the originally proposed downtown stadium; should the Royals do that? What do I have to say about it? WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?1?! Also, what's the plan if the new stadium ISN'T built? Do the Royals pack up and leave? WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?1?! (i do, i'm who)

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Have you ever heard of a team suck and still win? If you don't enjoy that, you don't enjoy Royals baseball. I for one find it fascinating, so I talk about how the Royals finally made friends with a team as bad as them even though they really shouldn't be lol. Also, the Royals have pitchers. But do they REALLY???? When will my eternal suffering of bad pitching end? And what happens to some hitters when Vinnie Pasquantino does not assert dominance over them? The answers (#3 WILL SHOCK YOU) can be found in this episode of a podcast by a guy with anime figures on his bookshelf.

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Every fifth day I have to go on the same rant about how Jordan Lyles is necessary for this team even though he's bad. It's almost like the Royals have made a lot of bad decisions over the past decade plus that have led to them needing Jordan Lyles to fill out their lineup!! WOWWWWWWWWWW!! Also it's Mother's Day. Happy birthday to your Mom.

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The Royals offense is on FIRE!!! And that means, maybe, just maybe, the Royals can eventually convince some players to come play for them... like Vinnie Pasquantino! Let's talk about what it might take in order to sign good 'ol Vinnie P. to a long-term deal to stay in Kansas City, as well as other cool things the Royals have done lately. Wow, an episode with no complaints, how about that!!!

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WHY DID THE ROYALS OPTION AUSTIN COX FOR ANOTHER GUY THEY ALSO OPTIONED!! WHY ARE OUR PITCHERS ONLY GETTING GOOD AT THE EXPENSE OF EXTREME BODILY HARM!! WHY HAVEN'T THINGS BEEN GOOD SINCE LORENZO CAIN LEFT!! WHY DO ANNOUNCERS KEEP USING SLURS ON OUR FIELD!! WHY IS BRADY SINGER BAD AT THROWING BASEBALLS!! WHAT WAS IN THAT SMOOTHIE THIS FRIENDLY GUATEMALAN GENTLEMAN GAVE ME THIS MORNING!! WHY ARE YOU YELLING I'm just being cool

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The Royals have been super-ultra-mega bad this season, but that might finally change for the better. Over the last six games, the offense has finally shown progress even at the expense of pitchers like Jordan Lyles (who?) and Ryan Yarbrough (what?); meanwhile the #1 anime antagonist of 2023, the schedule, is finally showing us mercy by letting us play bad teams like the St. Louis Cardinals and the Las Vegas Baseball Team (name subject to change). Is our long national nightmare finally over?!?!?!?!

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The Royals are a mess and so am I. I'm just trying to be cool, but it's hard to do so when everyone around you fails you. All I have ever asked for was a Tucker Bradley call-up, and this is what I'm left with? More Hunter Dozier and Michael Massey? The Royals have the worst offense in baseball but for some reason do nothing to fix it, as if it's not an issue to them. Well, it is to ME, some guy on the internet with a microphone, so I AM GOING TO USE MY POWER TO VENT!! I'm tired.

You look great by the way.

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SOMEONE decided that a home run is a home run when you hit a wall. WHY!!!! That's my main source of ire because the Royals had a surprisingly not garbage weekend of baseball. I mean, they still lost more games than they won, but they actually scored as many runs as they gave up. Praise be unto the pythagorean gods. In fact, the Royals WON a game! How cool is that?! They also decided to ignore all of my genius advice that I gave last episode, so there isn't a lot new to talk about. We'll see how their beliefs hold up against FACTS and LOGIC. Oh also Kris Bubic is getting Tommy John lmao

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DID YOU KNOW? The Royals are off to a bad start. Why didn't you guys tell me this was a bad team!? Sheesh, now I have to figure out why things have gone so terribly wrong. My journey has taken me into the southern deserts of Arizona, where something called a "snek" is playing really good baseball for some reason. What's this team doing that the Royals should have? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!! Also, I manifest Tucker Bradley onto the Royals roster. You should have listened to me.

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You may think the Royals are a bad baseball team. And that's fine. I think Gerrit Cole is not a very good pitcher. And he has a sub-1 ERA. Sometimes you just think things. You ever just think about stuff? That's what I do on the Royal de Lux Podcast. I just say stuff because that's cool. I'm just being cool. The Royals don't bother me. They can't hurt me. I'm just being cool. This is not a defense mechanism or any kind of humorous skit. This is just who I am. Call me Mr. Cool from now on. Going to rebrand this podcast as the Royal de Cool Podcast because I'm just being cool. The Royals are playing some baseball and that's cool.

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