In the last and longest game Richard had to cover in this tournament, Spain met Portugal to decide who would go through to the Euro 2012 final. Richard ends up supporting Portugal and there's drama towards the end in the penalty shootout.

In the final Group D match, Richard tries to be as "neutral" as possible for the England vs. Ukraine match but ends up talking about Milton Keynes, raving about Wayne Rooney and taking his voice to a higher pitch than ever before.

Richard covers the final Group B matches featuring updates on the Germany vs. Denmark game by expert commentator Clive along with "Arsene Wenger" and a cameo appearance from Westwood. Clive gets distracted by reading ZOO magazine and writes some new lyrics to Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe".

Richard's 3rd match of the tournament sees him singalong to the German and Dutch Eurovision entries and the Benny Hill theme. There's also a spell of play which is commentated on in poetic verse and a short pondering on what would happen if the entire Dutch side wore clogs instead of football boots.

Highlights of my radio commentary on the first Group C match from Euro 2012 - Spain vs. Italy. The highlights feature Fernando Torres' lack of finishing prowess, the blunderbuss that is Mario Balotelli and a footballer known only as G (because I can't pronounce his name properly).

As Sir Alex Ferguson once said "football, bloody hell!" Footballers lie, cheat and sometimes even play football. But how can the average joe go on to becoming a multi-million pound footballer with more sexual partners than sense? Well just follow this fool-proof guide.

Britain's Got Talent, The Voice, The X Factor. These have all provided us with entertainment and a reason to laugh at people's stupidity for years now. But how does one go about trying to win one of these Talent shows? Well this BOOMING VOICE will SHOW YOU HOW.

If you're looking to go away this summer but don't want to spend loads of money then this simple five step guide can save you thousands on your travelling adventures? Why take a plane when a catapult will suffice? Why waste money on hotels when you can just sleep on the street? Travelling has never been so cost effective.

Jamie Oliver wants people to learn how to cook so we thought we could help him out. In a similar style to Vinnie Jones' British Heart Foundation adverts, another cockney geezer (which in no way shape or form sounds like Ray Winstone) gives you a guide to how to cook good hearty, healthy meals easily.

Richard presents solo the final show of Tequila Radio 2011/2012 with the last episode of the Saturday Morning Hangover Club Afternoon Edition. The Envelope of News takes a look at a man who keeps buffaloes as pets. There's an Apprentice update featuring James Koash. Richard goes on a rant about the Olympic flame and there's a grand slam finale at the end.