Do you want to survive past December 21st 2012, the date in which the Mayan's predicted the world will end? Well listen to this handy guide which will show you what to do in the event of a Nuclear Explosion, an attack by Zombie Robot Pirates, a massive flood or the rapture. Sadly though there is nothing you can do in the event of a Cat-based revolution. Created by Richard Queree for "A Diff'rent Take" Radio Show, 3pm to 5pm every Thursday on Radio Cardiff.

Today's show is all about inventions. I give my Dragons Den style pitch for my business idea of selling phones to eskimos. I run down the top 5 worst inventions and mouth off the toasted sandwich maker and I have a rant about McDonalds. With In this Day in the Future, Top 5s, Pointless Trivia and more.

The last of the Christmas Specials is a New Year special. Richard tells us the top 5 ways he'd like to celebrate New Years, we take a look at New Years celebrations in the Distant Future, we look at some weird suggestions for resolutions and the finger buffet of news counts down the Top 10 Weird Stories of the Year.

On today's podcast, it's bad news for Taurus in the mockuscopes. I celebrate the great people who have beards, we find out what's on my bucket list and Jordan Saville distracts me by texting in. Oh and a bit of Kasabian outrage for good measure. I sent their record company tea bags for goodness sake!

Today is the first of two of our Christmas specials. It includes special features for the festive season such as Top 5s and the Advent Calendar of Pointless Trivia. In this show I rant about Christmas Cracker songs, we have our topic of the day about Christmas presents and This Day in the Future speculates the future of Nicolas Sarkozy and Marmite.