These foul merchants, their foodstuffs have been poisoned. Thankfully, I know just the website to go to and warn everyone about what I ate. I hope that in 1500, years a bunch of guys don't look at it and laugh at my misfortunes. 

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Is King Midas stronger than Santa Clause? Who would win in a battle between the heat miser and snow miser? We'll never know because I think we're the only people dumb enough to ask this, and on Christmas of all days too.

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Apologies that this episode came out a month late, but better late then never. Try to imagine listening to this on thanksgiving day instead. Since that way it would make more sense and be more topical to listen to use speak about what we're thankful for this year. Also we come up with a theory for everything, not to brag.

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Sit tight and brace yourselves, because in this episode Trog leads us into a realm of true terror. See what the people of reddit have to say of their nightmare experiences, as well as some of our own. Also we talk more about Jimmy Neutron for some goddam reason. If we talk about show for one more episode please slap us.

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You listeners have sinned, which is good! We are glad you have sinned, otherwise we wouldn't have had anything to talk about this episode. We put out a call for people to send in things they wanted to confess to us, seeing as we're such arbiters of morality. What nasty, sordid, and weird confessions do people have to share with us? All will be absolved, sorta.

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Let's get psychomalogical here; when you close your eyes, what color do you think this podcast is? Now think about your favorite breakfast cereal, what color is that? No not what color it actually is, what color do you think it is. This episode is all about looking into yourself. The mind and your id or whatever. You're going to come out of this knowing so much more about yourself, like if you'd rather live with an italian man or an alien.

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Oh my god guys, we just recorded the best podcast episode ever. This one is going to be genuinely so good cause of all the wonderful ideas that we have. Good video game ideas, good food safety ideas, and even good ideas on how to change the world. We will even go out and find the most amazing people in the woods.

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What would you do for your fellow countrymen? Let's say you were given funds for a grant of some sort; how would you make the world around you a better place? I think a sticky wet hand toy you can throw around would probably be a good start. Maybe make all pills taste bad and or good. Or have garlic be money, who cares! We discuss all of this and more.

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We're back home! Except for Baaulp cause he didn't have to travel anywhere. Where did we go? I don't know if we can tell you. It was a secret place, a marvelous city hidden away. A place powered by the most powerful technology and maybe also candy. No one ever got food poisoning there ever. But now that we're back home, it's a very real threat. So once again we must do our duty to inform you of the dine out dangers you may face. Also we went to PAX East, that was cool too.

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With both Trog And Gir out sick, we decided to turn on the Canada signal and Scorpy came to the rescue. With his arrival came an exchange of knowledge. We taught him about Konami's legal issues with an eccentric comic book artist. And he told us tales of awful but quirky branded chain restaurants. Get ready for a deep dive, cause we're serving up an info dump with a large side of poargu pasta.

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