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I have a chinese girlfriend with mutant powers, they just go to a different school I swear. But I can do telekinesis and telepathy, those are my skills. But also I'm not very good ok sorry.

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Video Of The Times: Real Levitation Telekinesis on table

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Dear Listener, you have been selected, as part of your civic duty to RTVS, to serve as a juror for VAC court. Failure to listen to this episode will result in a penalty of not listening to a funny podcast episode. There is no set date that you have to show up, you just listen to this episode when you wanna I guess.

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I will apologize in advance, that this episode is all about nasty things people do in the bathroom. Going number one and number two, getting sick from all sorts of things, and weird kinds of lube. With an episode this gross, you know we also do a touch of poison or whatever it's called. Stay safe out there.

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They say there are 1 trillion smells, but we think that's bogus. What if there are only 16 smells which everything is derived from. I know that sounds crazy to you, but in the universe I'm from that's a totally normal thing to believe in among other things.

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We are so so smart and we learn so much new facts in this episode. There are people named Finger and about how beans are so so good for you. With this knowledge you are imbued with everything you need to go on your quest. With this feather, find the answers that you seek.

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Baaulp, Scorpy, and Mike ran around Boston doing all sorts of wacky and fun stuff because they were in town for PAX East 2026. Baaulp cheated by living in the city already but whatever. We did a panel and met with fans and ate cannolis. This bonus episode is a debrief of what we can remember, which in actuality might not be much.

Paging Dr. Log, paging Dr. Log, we have some very sick individuals in this episode who need your help. They're growing all kinds of new facial hair and saying all sorts of stupid crap. They're even relapsing into talking about drinks again. They're getting so ill that they think they're becoming more philosophical, but we know that can't be true.

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In this episode, several genius level ideas are presented to us to see if they can hold up to the scrutiny that comes from years of experience. Will us, the masters of industry, approve? Or will we tear these ideas apart with vicious mockery. We also recommend some albums that we like and sing a lil bit cause we're just so cool and chill like that.

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Last month was the month of Valentine's day, which means that it was the sexy month. But what if you don't have anyone to be sexy with? Well then you'll just have to do all sorts of weird stuff like handstands and buying boxes of pasta. We're just as confused as you are.

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These foul merchants, their foodstuffs have been poisoned. Thankfully, I know just the website to go to and warn everyone about what I ate. I hope that in 1500, years a bunch of guys don't look at it and laugh at my misfortunes. 

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Music By Justin Wabs