Rude Dude Take Downs

We've (now?) officially hit the Holiday Season™️, and we're still rolling along in the snow with our penultimate Holiday episode; The Princess Switch: Switched Again!

Honestly, what a sequel! Vanessa Hudgens has blessed us with another Christmas Classic! This one even more ripe with zany antics and MORE PRINCESSES? Only this one's EVIL?! She's really turning into the Austin Powers of our time..

Though the plots as convoluted as ever, the stakes are SUPER HIGH! TREASON?! This is could've easily been the CROWN but at Christmas, and we're surprised no one got murdered.

Will Edward ever keep the thoughts at bay? What happened to OG Olivia? IS SANTA BORIS JOHNSON?! Probably not, we don't know save her! OF COURSE OH NO CHRISTMAS IS CAPITALISM!!

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Week Three of Holiday December Classics, and today we're pulling out a REAL classic with the 1998 Holiday hit, Jack Frost!

If we can take a minute to respect not only Jim Henson's puppet work, but the CGI integration... It was truly something... Also, what we feel is a Michael Keaton award winning performance?! Screw Batman, this guy is the definitive Jack Frost! Bridget and Candace BAWLED their eyes out at this movie, but Chris?... A true heart of ice and snow.

Was the whole movie Charlie slowly deteriorating from trauma? Was Gronic fucking Kelly Preston? WHERE WAS NICK FROST?! Probably, probably, and NOT IN THIS MOVIE SADLY!!!

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We're keep up our Holiday themed movies of December and diving right into this clearly military funded movie, Operation Christmas Drop! Which is based off of the VERY REAL OPERATION CHRISTMAS DROP THAT HAPPENS IS GUAMA WHAT?!

As the first "Hallmark" movie of this run, it was a paint by numbers beauty of a thing! Kat Grahmn is a no nonsense chief of staff? Cutting military budgets for a Trumpublican Congresswoman? Is this how America works? Let us know!!

This movie was as hollow and as empty of a gesture as giving your purse filled with adult things to a poor girl. From the cardboard boxes slamming into the ocean to that band pounding those Tubular Bells, this movie hit us in ways we did not expect... but loved? (Except for Candace, she hated it!)

Was Andrew played by various Trumps? Why didn't that gecko talk? DID SANTA GIVE A WOMAN A YEAST INFECTION?! TBD, missed opportunity, and YES OMG SANTA!!!

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December is HERE (barely)! And it's time for our first Rude Dude Holiday Take Down! All December, we're taking down all the latest Holiday media. Today, we're doing a catch all holiday movie... Holidate!

Boy... Was this movie... a clunker. Why? Because NEITHER OF THESE LEADS ARE GOOD PEOPLE!!!! Seriously, the fact that these two HOT people can't get a date for the holidays shows how bad these two people are. They also ruin the point of a Holidate because... they said Holidate WAY too many times? 

Emma Roberts is broken up over the whole first have over a guy that is pretty much just Emmett in Paris? And Jackson (discount Hemsworth) is a egomaniac with an eating disorder who hates women. It was really fitting that the most romantic part of this movie was full of shit. What another McG train wreak. Anyways... Kirsten Chenowith and Faarooq forever

What was Arizona's deal with her kids? Will they ever NOT remind everyone that they're JUST Holidates?? Was Wally a serial killer? Post parton depression treat it seriously! NO BECAUSE THATS THE MOVIE (waka waka). and ABSOLUTELY!

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Time for one of Bridgets favourite things, sexy teen boy ghosts! This week we're covering the Kenny Ortega's masterpiece, Julie and the Phantoms!... We know it's for kids, we don't care!

Inspired by the Nickelodeon Brazil show Julie e os Fantasmas, but FAR different. The furry suits would've made more sense because... The rules of this world are all over the place! These boys are from 1995, yet there's NO flannel, they play pop punk, and they don't question anything?? But all the phantoms are simultaneously our sons and boyfriends, because EVERYONE wants to get with these ghosts, and lordt we want that GHOST BONE!

For a show with no kissing, it's so h*rny and we STAN!

Madison Reyes is also a god damned star, and Julie is the best character. She's just great.... Great.... Great...

Carrie is EVERYTHING and also the true devil (and maybe the secret heroes?)

Who's Julie's mom? Will Cheyenne Jackson make MORE sense in the next season? WILL LUKE EVER WEAR SLEEVES? Dunno, probably not? and NEVER!

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Oh god, you knew it was coming... There's no way we can talk about trash TV without talking about the show everyone LOVES to hate (except for Chris' Mom??)... Emily in Paris.

Honestly... Just why? Why did we watch it? How did we get through it? It's truly such a mystery as to why this show was put out at a time like this... No one is good at their jobs, everyone's horny for Emily, and all the men are the same man stuck out of time!!! Darren Star, you mad man... Thank god for Pierre Cadeau and his AMAZING energy. We'll also be starting a petition to get the Mindy project done RIGHT with ALL HER FRIENDS!!

Why wasn't Camille Bi?! How come Emily didn't know "La Vie En Rose"? How come Chris is obsessed with Antoine so much?! All the answers; WE DON'T KNOW! (Except deep down... we know).

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No Riverdale this time... But we're still watchin' trash!

Today, we're diving into the horror comedy film duology that is the Babysitter franchise... The movies that ask "what if the babysitter that is your best friend and you're horny for was actually a demon and tried to kill you?!" Honestly, what a directionless Scott Pilgrim rip off this was! From gory kills to teenage thrills, this franchise could do with a bit of commitment and maybe even a BASIC coherent plot structure. McGee's coasting along on this one... Maybe even hitting cruise control. Ultimaltely, watch it for Bee's Gambit (better than the queens, even?!), and we'll tune into the third one.

Will Max ever chill the fuck out?! Will the Magnum condom ever pay off? HOW IS IS COLE, REALLY?! No, NO, and lol, anyones guess at this point.

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WHATS UP RUDE DUDES?!

Welcome to the new podcast! We, unfortunately (but unsurprisingly), have been beaten brutal by Riverdale. It's got nothing to do with our love of the show and... Everything to do with our hatred for the show. So after much consideration, and a brief hiatus; we've put an end to the era of Riverdale Rude Dudes.

Fret not, as we close out this chapter with a final episode on Riverdale, going through all of season 4! It's also a GREAT opportunity to showcase the NEW PODCAST, RUDE DUDE TAKE DOWNS! Just because we're not doing Riverdale, doesn't mean we can't be rude dudes! So transition into that new new, and get it rolling!

We discuss the second popularity of the Stonewall plotline and conclude that Donna slaps harder the second time (and Brett is still a little bitch). We also get into Archie's vigilante antics with Dodger and his run-ins with Donna (in the comic titled Archie and the Splodin Turkey). Ron also gets a new sister, but never any new problems (get her away from Hiram!). Cheryl also gaslights Toni (and Toni just takes it). And finaly... We discuss Barchie... The thing that really just put us over the edge.

Is Mr Honey good? Will we ever find out what happened to Johnathan? WAS BARCHIE A GOOD IDEA?! NO, NO, AND OF COURSE NOT!!

New take on a classic, hope you enjoy the new format and stay on this rude ride with us!

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We’re going UP UP AND AWAYYYY (from reality) with this episode! Sharks have been JUMPED!

Betty is closing in on the Farm after they’ve executed so many FBI agents, but they still constantly remain one step ahead of her (and the FBI)?! Things heat up when Polly comes back, but with an EXTRA SPECIAL SURPRISE! Meanwhile, Veronica is having issues with her name change, and Hiram comes out of jail to tell her he still owns her? Archie is also hit with the reality that small business ventures aren’t really all that profitable, but the local arcade is trading in drug favours for free video games and NO ONE’S DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!  Jughead adjusts to his life at stone wall prep, and finds out his roommate is good ol’ MOOSE! But Moose warns him about Brett, because he’s a cartoonish villain who cannot accept criticism. And Cheryl... Oh Cheryl... Needs so much help, but refuses to let anyone to go into her secret prayer room...

Will the rats turn a corpse into a fabulous three course meal? Will Jughead ever learn about socks on doorknobs? WILL THE FBI EVER GET IT’S SHIT TOGETHER?! Yes, no, and NEVER!

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Sadness is over, and we’re going RIGHT back to bonkersville USA!

School’s starting up, and Archie wants Mad Dog to get an education and be set off on the right path, but maily wants him to join the Bulldogs. But Reggie WON’T have it, because the only one letting him have it is his dad? Remember how Reggie keeps crying out for help? Well now we can FINALLY address it! Also, a group orgy makes the core four late for school, only to encounter a scoulding from the new principal, Mr Honey. And not even Cheryl can sweeten this bee up, and Honey bans ALL DANCES. So Cheryl throws her own after consulting with Go (Jason). Jughead also gets an offer to join a fancy rich prep school, but is VERY uninterested until FP MAKES HIM GO!!

Will Cheryl ever call the electrician so they don’t use up the candelabra? Will Reggie confront his father? WHAT WAS IN JUGHEADS CUP?! No, YAS, and LIQUOR YOU IDIOTS!

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