Rude Dude Take Downs

Guys! This is it! Probably one of the best episodes of Riverdale of ALL TIME!! And we have a very special (and apropos guest) for todays podcast... Geoffrey Cann! AKA BRIDGETS DAD!!

This episode, things are TWISTIN UP!! TEENS ARE PLAYING THE ADULTS!! In this #throwback episode, Alice recounts the story of the Midnight Club. When all the adults of Riverdale were horny teens lookin’ to get into trouble! When they, through fighting or streaking, all get put into detention together, the most unlikely (yet super likely) friend group forms. That is until they make a shocking discovery while breaking into the teachers desk... The Griffins and Gargoyles Manual(TM)!!!!

Will Alice ever tell FP she’s pregnant? Will any of them (minus Fred) live their dreams and get out of Riverdale? WILL THE JANITOR EVER DO HIS JOB?! Eventually, NO, and LOL JUGHEAD LIVED IN THAT CLOSET TOO GROSS!!!

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LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLE!!! Cause the PIT. IS. OPEN!!

This episode really sheds light on the corrupt criminal justice system, and one boy find hope in... Just kidding, Archie gets bullied into fighting in the PITS by this sick sick lil Warden! He doesn’t want to do it, but he’s gotta... And he’s gotta put on a show!! Meanwhile, Bughead remains adamant in their sleuthing, and split up to track Ethel and Evelyn! And Ron is starting to feel the pressure of running a night club. Hiring influencers, paying protection, or trying to stop drugs from being run out of her establishment!

Will Archie rise to the top of this Teen fight club in a Pool? Will Evelyn successfully share that pizza with anyone? WHERE WILL VERONICA HANG THAT PORTRAIT?! YES! No, she eats it all! And RIGHT IN FRONT BAYBEEE!!!

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Time for a little JAIL HOUSE ROCK BAYBEE!! Only not as fun (and wayyyyyy more violent)

It’s Archie’s first day in juvenile detention, but you would think he’s going to a real adult prison. After adequatelay being floured and breaded, he tries to get protection with his Serpent tattoo, but winds up getting shanked by a bunch of Ghoulies!! Thank GOD for his hot/cultured roommate! Meanwhile, Ron’s trying to keep everything on track and become student boday president (cause FUCK ETHEL), but turns out Cheryl stole her seat?! All the while Bughead are doing their one true kink, sleuthing for a murdered teen!

Will Bughead ever be brave enough to face a pile of sticks? Will Ron be able to keep her life together? WILL THESE TROUBLED TEENS EVER KNOW THE SWEET HIGHS AND LOWS OF HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL?!?! No, NEVER, an LOL THEY ARE SO TROUBLE ARCHIE WTF!!!

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Season 3 is here! And we have a very special guest, Paul JP!! He’s bringing in the “legal” angle (or, as the Riverdale writers would say, the “buzzkill” angle).

Summer‘s almost over, as the gang heads into their junior year. Only one problem... Archie‘s on trial for MURDER! And he didn’t even commit it!!!! Everyone’s sad, and doesn’t really know how to process this. Except for Ron who HATES her dad for doing this (which, honestly... fair). So they have a pool party instead! FP gives Archie a gang tattoo, Fangs tells everyone the Ghoulies have hot dog. By god, this season is shaping up to be wayyyyyy better!!

Will Veronica convince her father to stop having a vendetat against teens? Will Archie be found guilty? Has Vegas left the house all summer?? NEVER, NO BUT HE GOES ANYWAYS, AND ABSOLUTELY #justiceforVegas!

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This week, we’re doin’ something new! For 35 episodes, we’ve been talkin’ about Riverdale. All it’s up’s, all it’s DOWNS! But this time, we’re going to talk about something equally, if not MORE trashy, CATS!

To celebrate the Patreon restructure, we’re giving you a taste of what it feels like to pay for us to talk about anything else besides Riverdale! We’ll be talkin’ Cats, the Digimon Movie, Frozen 2, the Witcher, anything at all! We’re just rude dudes who have bad attitudes! So go support us on Patreon to listen to this episode AD FREE and our episode on the DIGIMON MOVIE!! For 5$ a month!

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Gang, we did it! Season two is over, and it’s time to wrap up and head into the next season! We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve laughed even more! Thank you all so much for coming on this journey with us! But now we must start the beginning of the end.

We move past this trailer bait trash of a scene (that foreshadows season four?), and Jughead wakes out of his comma to find out the Serpents are no more! But Fangs is alive (YAY!!), and FP tells him he should really call Betty, cause she’s going through it! And she is, with Alice! But her dad’s the Blackhood, can you blame her? Meanwhile, everyone remembers they were all running for student council, so they all drop out except for Archie. His chances of winning against Ethel are surprisingly good! Today’s also the last day to run for Mayor, so we’ll get our results of the Fred vs Hermione face off! Also, Cheryl emancipates herself from her family, but finds out about the League of Supervillians that has been established for a while, but we NEVER SEE!!!

Will the Serpents ever come back from this devistating loss? Can the Coopers recover from Hal’s arrest? WHERE’S ETHEL?! Yes, no, and WE DON’T KNOW!!!!

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LETS START A RIOT!! Because there’s no due process anymore, and we’re all SHEEP!

Last we left off, the town of Riverdale was on the verge of collapsing! Fangs was shot, and everyone’s letting loose!!! The Blackhood is also out on the loose, and Cheryl shoots him with a bow! BH DOWN (not Black Hawk). Betty gets a heads up before heading home to see that her kitchen sink is covered in blood?!?! Archie is trying to save Reggie from being chopped up by the Serpents, because Hiram convinced him to shoot Fangs. But he didn’t do it! Midges mom did!! Ron’s also cussing out her mom, cause she placed a bounty on the Blackhood with her hard earned randsom money! Also, the Ghoulies are back in town, and the Serpents are going to war over it? This episode is truly wild, we even forgot about Petit Frites for a while...

Are Betty’s sucpisions about the Blackhood correct? Will Archie find Reggie before Sweet Pea fucks? WHAT WILL JUGHEAD DO?! Yes, yes, and BE A DANG IDIOT!!

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RIP MIDGE KLUMP! Gone, and slowly forgotten!

The children of Riverdale are SHOOK over their (kind of) friend Midge getting cruisified in front of the WHOLE town! Everyone’s blaming Tom Keller but it’s like, leave this man alone!! Meanwhile, Reggie knows that the Serpents FUCK so now the Bulldogs are going to war, and Archie and Jughead are in the middle of it!! Betty, instead of turing to her sleuthy boyfriend, turns to Cheryl (wild choice) because she thinks her dad’s the Blackhood (cause she’s finally making sense).  Also, Hiram is really getting off on all these teen boys causing trouble, and he’s trying to get all those mob boys to date Veronica, but not do business with her??

Will Betty get some sound advice from Cheryl? What will happen between the Bulldogs and the Serpents? WHO FUCKED MIDGE?! Yes (surprisingly), they fight, and EVERYONE!!!!!

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MIDGE IS DEAD!! NOO! Now it’s time to double down on this Blackhood plot to avenge his death??

Sherif Keller, fueled by the slap of his life, is trying to solve this murder. Archie gets VERY triggered by this, so he goes back to Svenson’s and gets ambushed by a gang of blach hood’s lead by NICK ST CLAIR! Ron tries to pay his ranson, but Hiram (fianlly) admits that Archie’s not his son and won’t help him. So Ron takes things into her own hands! Meanwhile, Betty’s trying to find out who Chic REALLY is an, spoiler alert, he’s lying about being Charles! So they do the only rational thing, lock him in a basement and beat the shit out of him till he confesses! But then Betty gets a call, and it sounds a bit ~sweet~.

Will Ron get Archie out from Nick’s clutches? Will Chic ever stay consistent in being either scared or tough? Will Hiram be able to repare the broken shambles of his relationship with Archie? Of course, never, and NOOO, BADDIE DADDIE IS DONE!!

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THAT’S NOT MY NAAAAAAAAME!!! But now it’s time for the episode, acording to RUDE DUDES!! 

The first musical episode of Riverdale... Such a beautiful thing. And what a msuical to pick!! Kevin is a mad man director, getting Phantom of the Opera’d and REFUSING to cow down! Jughead’s there to capture all of this for what is PROBABLY going to be a Making a Murderer style true crime series! But forget about that, time for some DRAM set to MUSIC!! Betty and Ron are FIGHTING, because Ron’s a BAD FRIEND!! And Archie feels bad that his mob dad is bribing him with a new car (and the puma unleashes, with a WICKED idea!!) Also, Cheryl’s out of converstion therapy and she’s ready to BURN THIS SCHOOL DOWN!! Also, Alice being in this musical will never not be insane! 

Will Cheryl get recast? What will happen to B&V?! WILL ARCHIE EVER TRUELY REALIZE THAT HIRAM IS MANIPULATING HIM?! Yes, unfortunately; they make up and it SUCKED; and slowly...

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