Rude Dude Take Downs

This episode is a retelling of the tragic and macabre that have fallen the podcast of Riverdale Rude Dudes. And we have our very own Tony Todd, it’s Quentin Matheson!!

Listen, the Blackhood’s got demands, and they’re very simple... He just wants everyone to stop sinning for like a hot min. But instead of that, this group of teens is gonna sin hard! Better! Faster! Stronger!!  Because this episode we get not one, but THREE disasters! Cause here, we’re splittin’ up! With Archie and Jughead, Josie (and Cheryl/Chuck, but that’s a spoiler), and Betty and Veronica (YAAAS)!

Jughead needs to do a favour for Penny, and he needs to call the only boy who has access to a truck; his best pal Archie! But when Jug gets a flat, he gets picked up by a man with some candy who tries to get poor boi Juggie to pay for his meal. Lucky Archie saw a dying deer, or he wouldn’t have been able to come save the day! Josie also decides to play a spooky song very late a night, and gets harassed by Chuck. Ultimately, Chuck still kind of sucks, but Cheryl’s CRAZY! And the last story is our sweet sweet Beronica, together again, trying to figure out if Tom Keller is BH, but just finding out he’s actually just the hottest dad in Riverdale!!

Will Jughead be able to get his dad the help he needs? What will Josie do with that literal pigs heart? WILL KEVIN EVER GET HIS GLASS OF MILK ON TIME?! Yes, but in time; LOL SHE’S A WASTEFUL PERSON WHO PROBABLY JUST THROWS IT OUT; and YAAAAAAAAAAAS! Get that milk boy!!!

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We're not death proof from anything, especially this episode. But we have the amazing Susan Debreceni on with us today! And boy, do we need her, cause this episode's fucked up on some of that jangle!

This episode starts sad, with Tony and Jughead together?! But then she immediately dumps him and drags him sexually, and he becomes sexy single sad boi! All the parents are also pissed that everyone did drugs (especially Reggie's mom!) so Mayor McCoy decides to raid Southside high and arrest all the Serpents! Jughead remains unscathed, but is PISSED! He's tired of all these free-wheelin' Ghoulies trading drugs and being Jack Sparrows! So he turns to the only person he knows could help... FP!

Meanwhile, Betty and Veronica makeup (YAY) and go on a quest to find the Sugarman for the Blackhood. But all they do is re-traumatize Cheryl into having a better relationship with her mother? Also, Archie goes back to being Bad Friend TM and has no idea about priviledge.

Will Kevin ever get the drag race he deserves? Will Cheryl ever get tanned? WILL BUGHEAD SURVIVE?! Lets hope so, LOL literally never, and OF COURSE (just stick it out people... just stick it out!)

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We're back, baby! And we're BURSTING through the doors in a red leather ensemble!! And we have a special guest for a special (worst) episode, Allison Haines!!

Will Betty ever stop letting the Blackhood play with her emotions? Will Veronica get the St Clairs to donate a bucket of money to SoDale? WILL JUGHEAD SURVIVE THE WRATH OF THE BEAST?! LOL, no, this is when she's an idiot; gross, Nick's literal trash; and not really? But at least it was a sheepdog!

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We're all scared of the night, but we're not scared of our next guest, Anesti Danelis!! We get into some spicey codebreaking! And even though Anesti is a Jopaz ship, and even though we don't agree with him and we CELEBRATE HIS BAD IDEAS!! This episode, Archie doubles down on his trauma with the help of Riverdales local incel, Dilton Doiley. Abandoned by his circle (cause Reggie thought it was too gay and kicked a locker), he gets a full swat uniform, and goes out hunting for the Blackhood, and ends up pissing off all the serpents! Ron thinks he's being ridiculous but REFUSES to admit that to her parents (trust). So she just deals with it like she deals with everything (by branding). Meanwhile, Betty gets a mysterious (not suspicious) package from the Blackhood himself, and it turns out she's his muse!! Meanwhile, on the South Side, Tony's crackin' resident sexy sad boy Jughead Jones with plans to solve the serial killer codex that's laid out all over town (thanks to Alice being the most antagonistic person in the entire world).  Will Sheriff Keller ever catch a break? Will Archie ever learn the true power of his fists? Will Kevin use our promo code on redstatemeat.com?!?! NEVER, YAAAAAAAS, and LOL HE'S ALREADY GOT AAA MEMBERSHIP! (use promo code RudeDudes69 at checkout!) 

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LITTLE LATE, BUT BETTER THAN EVER!!! This episode we're cruising for a good time with Nkasi Ogbonnah!!

Things in Riverdale are getting WILD! Archie is constantly gaslit into thinking everything is just fine when he knows it's NOT!! But Ron is to busy trying to watch the Machelorette (getting her father to love her) that she completely ignores his well being. Meanwhile, Alice gets a not-so-suspicious package from the BLACKHOOD with a letter admitting to all the crimes, so there IS a serial killer in Riverdale!

Betty's also conflicted with trying to get Kevin to stop hookin' and keeping straight presenting Tony away from her sexy sad boyfriend! And Jug is just tryin' to start a paper but ends up gettin' all Red and Black. Also, don't get us started on Hermione and Hiram's weird psycho sexual mind games!

Will the Red Circle triumph in the face of evil? Will Kevin ever find love? WHO GOT KICKED OFF THE MACHELORETTE?? LOL absolutely not, those kinky boys, HAHAHAHAHA SORRY KEV, and VERONICA for not even LISTENING to Archie.

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Much like the town of Riverdale, we're moving RIGHT along after this shooting. And no better way to help the transition than our guest, Antonis Varkaris!

This episode is a lot of the spiralling into weird and dark places! Betty's going full dark, no stars, and is is hell bent on saving Pop's (even though a day or two of being shut down wouldn't ruin a small business), and Veronica's helping because she just wants to GET AWAY FROM HER DADDY! Meanwhile, in the wake of Grudy's death (yay!) Archie's PTSD is in full force, and instead of getting real help (GAY) he dives deeper into self sabotage (#JUSTCEFORARCHIE). On the backdrop of FP facing 20-40 years for a crime he should ultimately get WAY less time for, and Jughead consults with the Snake Handler for help (who doesn't help really?) Cheryl's also coming out and coming UP!

Will Betty save Pops? Will Archie ever gets his life together? WILL CHERYL EVER GIVE ANYONE MERCY?! Not really, but it happens anyways, LOL ABSOLUTELY NOT, and NEVER!!!

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Listen, we're good at a lot of things, but making this an hour episode is NOT one of them! Because this episode features the one and only JON BLAIR!

Season is starting off ROUGH! We've gone from the murder of Jason Blossom to Fred Andrews getting shot in the chest by a mysterious man in a black hood (not a ski mask!). Fred gets rushed off to Silent Hill General Hospital where he proceeds to embark on a David Lynch style vision quest for his life! Meanwhile, Archie's spiralling into his circles and can't cope with anything, and the gang's just trying to process a man dying with their teenage struggles. Cheryl RISES (from the ashes of Thornhill) this episode, and Jughead gets a Motorcycle... It's WILD!

Will Fred recover from this gunshot despite the ineptitude of Dr Masters? Is Jughead going down a dangerous path? WHO SAID "EXCUSE ME?" Of course, but just barely, LOL YEAH, and WE'LL NEVER KNOW!!!

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We started the episode on a CLIFFhanger, now we're going to be with Jason, because this is the last episode of season 1!! And just because we've solved a murder, doesn't mean there still isn't DRAMA!! FP's still in jail, and Sheriff Keller is being awful at his job and not releasing him from prison. Meanwhile, now that Betty's stopped solving murders, she needs to see a therapist! Along with Cheryl, cause oh boy... Is there ever deeply round trauma/anxiety! Meanwhile, Archie completes his character arch by singing a fun song he wrote with the Pussycats at the Jubilee!! All while we're waiting for the inevitable return of Hiram Lodge! Also, Jughead goes to... Public School?!

Will Jughead drift apart from his friends at his new school? Will Hermione ever continue to practice the steady art of botany? Will we ever find Betty and Jugheads shared brother? Yes (but only kind of, nothing to worry about), lol no we see good ol' chardonnay again!, and yes but it's NOT what you think it's gonna be!

QUICK THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO'S STUCK WITH US THROUGH SEASON 1!! It's been such a fun treat getting to do this, and we promise season 2 will be bigger and better than ever!!

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Nothing is more Blossom than... this podcast! And boy, does this episode drop #bombshellbombs like never before! A real sad episode; FP confesses to the murder of Jason Blossom, but not all the pieces are adding up! Cheryl's mad a Jughead, mainly because he didn't bring her a pizza. Hermione spends the entire episode trying to find Chardonnay, and she finds a "HL" briefcase full of money in a dead serpents apartment? Too bad they didn't have Chardonnay in there! But most importantly, these teens crack the case and find out who the murderer is!! By doing basic detective work, because it wasn't that hard to figure out... Sheriff Keller is just a bad cop!

Will Polly keep the babies now that she knows they're incest babies? Will Archie move to Chicago to be with his expert lawyer mom? WHAT IS THIS ALL FOR?! Yes, never, and MAPLE SYRUP!!!... Anyways, here's Wonderwall.

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