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Tonight, good boys (Rude Dudes) only, because (much like Hiram) our MTL crew is GONE?!?!

This episode gets some backstory for season 4, cause DARLA’S COMIN’ TO TOWN!! After the city’s weekly inspection of Sweet Water River (for dead bodies), they discover the shady man’s car! Betty and Jug, why did you throw it in an obvious place!! So FALICE is in the case, too bad Chic DOESN’T get possessed by the poltergiest and decides it’s a good idea to invite DARLA to their home?! Meanwhile, Hiram’s left defenceless, and Lenny and Carl take a break from drinking at Moe’s to shake him down for money! Archie comes to his not so baddie daddie’s rescue and tries to be the meat shield he was meant to be! Also, you know... Cheryl’s in conversation therapy, which is the most pressing, but she’s just moving mulch so not really?

What board game is Darla’s favourite? Was Cheryl supposed to move the mulch over there? HOW MANY MORE CIRCLE’S CAN THEIR BE?! Monopoly, NO!! And PLEASE GOD (NO) MORE!!

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Today, we’re turning on all the lights! Cause the only one who noticed they were off was our guest, Devon Henderson!

Todays episode of Riverdale, Betty’s really going to war with Chic! She calls him out for not having Blossom blood, but Alice still confirms that he’s her son?! BUT THAT MEANS... Oh now! Archie dives even further down the rabbit hole with Hiram, and his mom is NOT HAVING IT!! Jughead also finds out that Hiram is bulldozing Southside High, so decides to go on a hunger strike... Which no one really cares except for Hiram, so it kind of worked? Also, Ron’s running for student body president, and she’s got a female first platform! Just not Ethel first... But Ethel gives her hers! Also, Cheryl’s family is trying to kill her for... No reason???

Will Archie and Jughead ever go back to being best friends?  Who’s Chic’s father? WHERE DID TONI LEARN THOSE MOVES?! OF COURSE! We don’t know, because he’s not really Chic (but it’s FP lol), and MADELINE PETSCH, BAYBEE (problem, cannot confirm).

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HERE YE HERE YE! WE WILL READ A WILL!! And we’ve brought in a secret blossom, Jackie Twomey! And she will NOT be leaving as easily as Alice!

This episode gets WILD! Archie’s gettin frustrated with his bad dad is trying to get his good dad to run for mayor! He’s not into it, so he sends his bad dads mortal enemy against him... Jughead Jones! Ron sees this and tries to manipulate him into doing her bidding, which like... Don’t do that! Meanwhile, Polly’s back! And she wants MONEY!!! And she also wants Chic to leave her twins alone! And poor Jug just wants to sleuth, but he loves Pop too much!! All the while, Cliffords secret twin brother is back, and Cheryl is... Sucpicious??

Will Ron convince Archie to convince his dad to run for mayor? Will Chic leave Betty alone? Will Claudius show us pictures from his time in Lesbos?? NO! NEVER! AND HELL YEAH BAYBEEEE!!!

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WE’RE HEADING TO THE LODGE LODGE TONIGHT, EVERYONE! And we’re bringin our favourite fourth, Korri Birch!! 

We have to say, this is THE definitive episode of Riverdale. It’s got everything; sex, murder, product placement! What more could you ask for??! To rid themselves of the stresses of everyday teen life, the gang goes up to the cabin, but drama ensues when Cheryl calls Jughead to tell him that Archie and Betty KISS?! Which he immediately drops in leu of snooping through Veronica to get to Hirams evil plan! Meanwhile, back in Riverdale, Josie’s pissed her parents are getting Jazz Divorced, and tells Kevin about his dad and her mom FUCKING! Kevin is pissed cause his dad’s gettin’ more than he is right now! And Cheryl’s just angry she can’t be gay like Toni... But then she BECOMES gay WITH Toni ;). 

Will the gang be broken apart by the revelations at the cabin? What’s in those Jalapeño Margaritas? IS LOVE, SIMON A REAL MOVIE?! No, slime, and I STILL HAVE NO IDEA!!!!! 

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We don’t know the meaning of omertà on this pod, cause we NEVER keep silent. And neither does our best capo, Carolyn Das!! She joins us for a very special murder episode, involving a MURDER! REMEMBER WHEN ALICE MURDERED SOMEONE?!

We walk right into that, Alice is cleaning up blood, and Betty helps! And then the whole episode Betty can’t BELIEVE she just helped cover up a MURDER... FOR HER MOM?! She acts sucpicious, but Jughead things it’s because he’s bad at sex (which he’s not, he FUCKS!! SORRY TONI!)/ Meanwhile, the (now revealed to be) fake FBI is BULLYING Archie to stay with him... And Archie’s had enough abusive relationships with adults, he doesn’t need this one. But he doesn’t know if he should turn on daddy or help him (Hiram, obvi). Also, Veronica may be realizing her parents... Are bad? And Chic is a fucking creep (but we all knew that).

Will Betty ever stop wiping apples? Will Archie ever find out what a capo is? Will Chic every CALM THE FUCK DOWN?! Hope so, yes, and LOL NEVER!!

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AYYYE! It’s mobster time, And we can CONFRIM that our guest is our good pal and very Catholic friend, Brie Watson!! (Please read in mobster voice, thank you).

Ron’s getting confirmed to the church, and Hiram’s bringing in his crime family faster than Ron’s bringing her chosen family (though Kevin’s just confused about what to wear). Betty’s also starting to cam (yaaaaas), but gets sad when her and Jughead are removed from the Blue and Gold after Jug’s SLANDEROUS (factual) article on General Pickens. So they are now dedicated to finding out who took the head! But trouble comes to town when the woman Jughead skinned wants HER pound of flesh (no! He’s so skinny!). Meanwhile, Archie sucks Hiram’s dick and his (fake) FBI boyfriend isn’t happy about it!!

We also get WAY to opinionated about poutine (though this is a Canadian podcast so... what did you expect??)

Will Archie leak Hiram’s secrets to the FBI? Will Bughead get back together? Will we walk down the only road we’ve ever been down? Nope (dumb lil’ asshole), YAAAAAAAAS, and I CAN’T CHANGE, I CAN’T CHANGE, I CAN’T CHANGE, I CAN’T CHANGE. BUT I’M HERE IN MY MOLD, YEAH I’M HERE IN MY MOLD!

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This episode, we recognize we have the PRIVILEGE of being just us for the first time in a while!

But we get into one of the sweatiest episodes yet! We’re all sweating with knowledge (and physical activity). Archie’s playin basket ball, but when Hiram won’t return his phone calls, Veronica suggests he signs up for wrestling. But as it turns out, much like the Pussycats, Archie SLAPS... Onto the mat so hard cause he’s so bad! Meanwhile, Hal and Chic are being real pieces of shit to each other, and all Alice wants is to have a nice family breakfast! More importantly, all Betty wants is to talk about her own scars with Chic. 

Also, Jughead learns of the indigenous pleights and colonization, and wants to do something about it! But he’s white, so... Ruins it at every turn! But don’t worry, Tony’s grandpa’s gotta SNEAKY plan!

Will Pickens day be all it’s cracked up to be? Did Alice save any of that food for leftovers or just throw it all out? Will Archie ever stretch another part of his body that isn’t his arms? YES! NO (BYE FOOD), and OF COURSE NOT!

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You... Kissed... Betty? You kissed... Betty?? You... Kissed Betty? No? We kissed CASSIE CAO!! Cause she’s on the episode, and she has NO idea what’s happening! 

We’re also kissing the Riverdale writers, because we’re now over the hump of the Christmas episode!! And things are getting WILD! So wild, all the plots are kind of intertwined? Alice is sad, and Betty is TOO NICE to her, and spends the whole time trying to find her long lost brother. And they find him, in a motel that HATES dogs but LOVES fantasy fulfillment? Meanwhile, Archie’s wresting with the fact that he’s been tapped by the FBI to spy on Hiram? All the while, South Side High is closing, and all the Serpents are going to Riverdale High! Veronica’s trying to get everyone to CALM DOWN, but Cheryl and Reggie do literally everything in their power to stop this from happening. 

Will Archie ever start Fredheads 2.0? Will Mayor McCoy ever get her due on Empire? Will we see Chic fulfil any fantasies???? No, no, and kind of?? 

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CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE!! And who better to bring in the cheer than Jennifer Ashleigh Lloyd!! 

Though this Christmas is starting off a bit glum, cause the gang is so fractured, the only thing that can bring them together is Kevin’s STUPID Secret Santa party, but Archie keeps thinking about the Blackhood! But Mr. Svenson isn’t at school, mainly because he gets depressed this time of year, and the only thing that can help him is Mrs Bell’s Chicken Noodle Soup, but ONLY on his front poarch! Meanwhile, Ron’s tired of all her parents lies, and decides she wants to go in on the family business. Bet Jug wishes HIS family business were a bit more lucrative, cause FP’s shilling out drugs and BOY he’s frustrated he’s not a part of it!! Cheryl also spends to much money on those spruces and Penelope is PISSED!! 

Will Archie and Betty find out what happened to Mr Svenson? Will FP ever let Jug deal drugs? What is Hermione doing with all those Glamerge Eggs?! Yeah, he dies! LOL NEVER! And YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW!!!! 

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Listen, there’s more than one way to become a Rude Dude, and Mike Mongiardi found that out the HARD way.  ;)

This episode has us jump cutting all over, cause the gang goes from Riverdale to Splitsville USA! FP’s gettin’ out of jail, so Jughead and Betty don’t have time to go around town solving mysteries, so they task Archie and Veronica with figuring out for them (big mistake). Little do they know Archie dropped the L word to Ron, and she didn’t say it back!! 

Meanwhile, FP’s trying to retire from the gang life (mostly to stick it to Alice) and Jug is not happy that his KING of a father is stuck cleaning Cheryl’s milkshakes off the floor at Pops. So Betty decides to throw FP a gang retirement party with karaoke. She also decides it’s going to be a good time to try and join in on the Serpent fun... This really is a MAD WORLD (Wild ride)!!!

Will Veronica confess her feelings to Archie? Will we ever get Alice’s true backstory with the Serpents? WILL CHERYL KILL REGGIE LIKE SHE DID THE KNOTS ON JOSIE’S BACK?! No and that’s okay, lol kind of? And jury is still out, but Josie has/had a normal super model neck!!!!!!

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