Stop bringing up the slaughtering of Native Americans on Thanksgiving. Just eat your turkey. 

I just wanna thank Blue Chew for all of the recent events in my life.

The Female Roommate has been a bully and is in Spain, so I unleash a bit. Also, stay away from national parks, don't do the right thing, and don't let women steal your sweatshirts. Oh yeah, and my mom got arrested lol.

Lauren Polli is a 32 year old comic out of Raleigh, North Carolina. She's still single, and it's obvious as to why.

I had an abortion, am preparing for a wedding, and please don't talk to me about your fantasy football team.

I'm back after a hiatus. I talk about the delta variant, an idea to fix the Taliban problem, and I was told I'm like Forrest Gump.

I don't remember recording this episode so this will be just as much of a shock to you as it is to me. 

I was having a great week until God dropped a tree on my Jeep, I have some advice for my new Goddaughter, and I'm risking it all in Florida.

I want to push Fauci down an elevator shaft, weed isn't a performance enhancing drug, I put a cockroach in the female roommates bed, she took a picture of her @$$ for underage boys, and I am an influencer in more ways than one.

I rant about the Venmo giveaway, Miss Pacman, shrooms, Delta 8, my man date, the R word,  Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, and I read some mean DMs from my exes husband