I tell you who I voted for, my weekend in Wilmington, and that time a fraternity tried to sue me for my Halloween costume.

Matt Burn is a comedian out of Philly. We went to high school together but never really talked to each other. Matt has some fucked up disease where he can't drink, so I take the liberty of drinking extra Yuengling's for him. We talk about comedy, that time he faked having down syndrome to get out of a mugging, and more.

I'm doing Sober October and give my thoughts on the first presidential debate. I talk about certain bad things in Philly, AOC, why LeBron is better than MJ, and more. Also, whoever the person listening to the show in Italy is, DM ME. 

This is my first sober episode, but I pulled an all nighter the night before and am grumpy. My sister is pregnant again, and I rant about only children, adoption, the lake scene from Cuties on Netflix, and why golf isn't a sport. 

I'm drinking Miller Lite, talking about my weekend relapse with my roommate out of town. RIP to RBG, but we saw it coming. I read the plot to Cuties, a disgusting movie that should cause any erection go down. Speaking of erections, I talk about that one erection from high school...

I'm drunkenly commentating on that one time I became a Jerry Springer legend, while spreading awareness about the Beluga Whale population

In episode 1, I'm drunk and give my thoughts on Instagram followers, real estate agents, Tamaqua Pennsylvania, and more.