You best start believing in ANTH 201: Dystopian Visions...cuz you're living one!

Is it the case? Is this what we've come to? Is class finally in session? Boo-Bury and Malachi can't answer that for you, but we sure as shit try to bring as much levity to the situation as possible! Hey, at least it'll be endless scientific and non-baseless content for the next decade.

As our potential final episode for 2020 (damn, guess we should have mentioned that) we ponder on who the good guys are. An open letter from 1988 certainly shows us who the "Pill Pushing Pimp" is. Watch us cower in fear as Covid-1984 takes over the last bastion of hope for Humanity: Antarctica! Get your Vax-Guns ready because it's time to save the human race, minus the few that may or may not suffer. Did Volkswagen ruin Venus? Behind the SchƎmƎs even peers thru your window (ok, we don't, we just find satellites that do. Pervy fucks.)

TLDR: If you see your Mom this weekend, be sure to tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!".

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