This week we are adopting two evil, murderous clone children and talking “Eve”! We’re talking about top secret experiments, how only evil people watch C-SPAN, the return of our Very Trustworthy boy Deep Throat, scenery chewing, a very cool truck stop that we would drop everything to be able to visit, and Mulder’s very chill, very sneaky skullduggery, as well as Scully’s bone-deep horror whenever she hears the phrase “Are you familiar with the phenomenon of…” Of course, a lot of time is spent on Deep Throat and Dr. Sally Kendrick, the evil power couple we all deserved.

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