This week we are trying to cover up our ill-advised tattoos while we discuss “Lazarus”! We’re talking how embarrassing it is when your Bonnie-and-Clyde thing is only one-sided, how you shouldn’t wear jeans in the house, evil Bible salesmen, and buckwild audio detective work. We check in on Jack Willis on the campaign trail, check out Rat Forum.com to deal with the very real epidemic of rats smoking, and eulogize poor Old Man Jenkins’s insulin cart. Just remember, if you need to be dramatic about your breakup, just wander into an empty room and mutter “Baby baby baby…” It works every time.

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