This week we are slathering ourselves with yellow bile and hanging out under escalators while we discuss “Tooms”! We complain about how gross and sweaty Tooms is, welcome back Mister Smokestacks and pour one out for our former favorite boss Scott Blevins (RIP) while we introduce new boss Skinner! We cleanse our palates with some good Mulder quips, laugh at bad sandwich evidence, and continue to be unable to stop talking about Bones. To our delight, we start making our first Vince Gilligan parallels, point out our first verified Flirt Alert (TM), and start counting off, because whenever Mulder takes a stand it’s only a matter of time before he starts yelling about genetic mutants. Sump pump that dump, girl!

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