This week we are avoiding telekinetic children in alleyways while we discuss “Born Again”! To nobody’s surprise, we try on some horrendous New Yahk accents, discover portable fax machines are a thing, and discuss the unfortunate truth that hypno-regression therapy is a multi-level marketing scheme. We talk about why giraffes don’t go to heaven, puzzle over why Mrs. Tony is perpetually doing up her robe, and inaugurate the (long overdue) Enhance That Image Watch! We fawn over Shrimp Tie in this thriving Blazer Watch and discover that absolutely everyone was a lesbian in the 90s. Most importantly of all: Ben Franklin returns, and this time, it’s personal.

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