This week we are powering up our giant rocket-powered fan while we discuss “Roland”! We shake our fingers at Mulder’s thieving hands, propose a new family sitcom entitled 3 Scientists and a Fan, and laugh at silly chalk outlines. We marvel at the Family Lore Drop and wonder why Mulder’s dad is always snorkeling, make fun of Scully’s fan-related trauma, and order our Hotjo mugs for an upcoming camping trip. There is a fair bit of cringing about the outdated treatment of autism in this episode, so to cheer ourselves up we brag about our degrees from the University of North Dablota instead. Go fighting Blotans!

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