We are slorping our way down into the sewers this week not to discuss everyone’s favorite child-eating clown, but instead the liver-eating janitor you just love to hate, Victor Eugene Tooms! Yes, we’re talking “Squeeze”, baby. We’re talking the troubling epidemic of bullying in the FBI, suspiciously plot-relevant necklaces, the weird psychosexual antagonism some people feel towards Mulder, Breaking Bad connections, and interior design that would be right at home in Beetlejuice. And, it wouldn’t be a Tooms episode if we didn’t mention the backstory-ridden spec script that made Chris Carter give the glowing praise “...Her?”

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