We’re all buzzing after Spurs smashed Copenhagen 4­-0. We get emotional over van de Ven turning into a superstar before our eyes, argue about whether his goal was better than Son at Burnley, and tell the haters to let Xavi Simons breathe. There’s Richarlison penalty chat, ticket price moaning, and probably too much conversation about barmaids and Mickey’s sex appeal. Proper Champions League fun.