We jump straight into the post Forest misery and try to work out what Thomas Frank’s Spurs are actually trying to do, because right now it feels like passing it around the back with zero conviction. There’s a proper rant about the Vicario to Archie Gray disaster, the endless long range bangers we keep gifting teams, and why the fanbase has gone fully toxic if that poll is anything to go by. Plus we touch on the scarf giveaway, the weird vibes from the touchline, and the latest “finance restructuring” whispers doing the rounds.