This week we are putting on our Beach Denim and heading down to Puerto Rico to discuss “Little Green Men”! We’re talking Emo Mulder, Scully’s love for independent cinema, and Deep Throat’s inexplicable funeral location. We hotly debate whether Senator Matheson is a jerk, discover Samantha’s 25-year long prank, and wax poetic about the Golden Record for a while. We discover Skinner’s untold depths as he creates a cigarette honeypot for Mister Smokestacks, laugh at Mulder trying out his Duolingo Spanish skills, and cheer as Scully tries to guess Mulder’s password. Predictably, we spend most of the episode making fun of the idea that Mulder has a sultry woman on his answering machine. And: We live for Bǎçhh.

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