This week we set off the Bad Dad alarm while we discuss “Colony”! We’re talking Mulder falling for email schemes, whether or not Skinner is an ass man, and most crucially: the introduction of Scuba Bill (otherwise known as Mulder’s dad)! Some fathers are huge disappointments, so we mop up our tears with Nickelodeon slime and introduce a bevy of new characters: Mulder’s parents, the Alien Bounty Hunter, Samantha(?) and the first of many bald men with glasses who are not Skinner. This episode is a real win for face blindness, everyone.

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