This week we are trying not to make too many Das Boot jokes while we discuss “End Game”! We’re talking discount snipers, getting a spray bottle out every time Mulder trusts someone he shouldn’t, the complicated-but-extremely-sexy Skinner/Mulder/Mr. X/Deep Throat polycule, the pettiest reason Mr. X has killed someone, and most importantly, DAD FIGHT. We’re talking Skinner’s Gemini behavior, mean gay aliens, how Mulder would be into Scully screaming at him, and how everyone, even alien clones, know that Mulder can be easily manipulated. Late-night booty calls, horrible dad hugs, and impossible-to-find bonus features are also on the menu.

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