This week we head out into the Norwegian sea for “Død Kalm”! We’re talking pirate whale propaganda, whether or not rats are sexy, hurkin’ and splurkin’, and somehow completely miss a violent murder. Our hot young thangs are hot no longer, so we talk about really bad makeup, convenient Norwegian flags, Alex Gansa daring to show his face again, and how much we hate The Notebook. If you suffer from OMSD (Old Man Salt Disease), you may be entitled to financial compensation.

Special note: We had some audio woes this week, so it's a little jerkier than usual, but good news! We got new microphones, so next episode will sound great!

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