This week we are rolling up to a crime scene 8 hours late with our rifles out while we discuss “F. Emasculata”! We’re talking inmates that only look cool in complete darkness, embarrassing safety procedures, Dean Norris playing Season 1 Hank Schrader, and reversible U.S. Marshals-bowling league jackets. We discuss how the Cigarette Smoking Man is not a communications major, why Skinner is freaked out by Mulder actually delivering a competent report, Skinner’s Kylo Ren look, and the return of Deputy Squint. We do get derailed by updating our complicated polycule chart, but we stumble across one one immutable truth: we’re all dorks in the light.

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