This week we are slathering ourselves in blood (or is it raspberry sauce?) while we discuss “3”! It’s Ella’s least favorite episode, but we still make time to talk about blood flirting, the Catholic school to vampire pipeline, and the silliness of network TV sex rules. We boo at wannabee Kurt Cobain, introduce Squat Talk, complain about the fast and loose vampire rules, and analyze the sexy shaving scene that had audiences everywhere going, “Eh... I guess.” This episode upsets us… on several levels.

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