This week we are ingesting parasite spores while we discuss “Firewalker”! We’re talking about how Scully is a real Gus Fring, why all youths have a crush on Jürgen Prochnow, christen the Inappropriate Relationship Watch, and talk about people getting Mulderhandled. We celebrate the return of Scully Nation fave Toby Lindala, talk about how dear Howie was projecting a lot onto this episode that did not translate to the screen (Heart of Darkness parallels? Really?), and talk about why Saw is a very romantic movie in the return of Sawcast. But please. Be quiet and gentle, or you will scare away these delicate woodland creatures that look like scientists, and then none of us will find out why the fire robot was in this episode.

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