This week we get locked in a bunker with an alien craft while we discuss “Apocrypha”! We’re talking Baby-Faced Bill Mulder, Mulder and Scully’s loyalty to Lariat, Mulder getting way too into being black-oiled, which Lone Gunman is the best skater, and a Phil the Phone Guy/Kimberly the Orgy Coordinator love connection. We wonder where Skinner’s family and friends are, get black-bag dropped off for chili at Wendy’s, discover that Ella has a type (sad bad boys), and you-fos. #ReleaseTheHandHoldingCut!

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