This week we are outrunning government agents chasing us away from secret mining facilities while we discuss “Paper Clip”! We’re talking how Mulder’s dad created Clippy, the ridiculously ineffectual assassins, how Skinner is a tank built to beat up people for Mulder and Scully, and Krycek’s clown shoes. We struggle to come up with team names for both the good guys and the bad guys, get disgusted that Scully’s brothers still haven’t shown their stinking faces, talk about Scully getting a child leash for Mulder, and point out Skinner’s soulful eyes. And remember: triangles are the strongest shape.

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