This week we are rolling up into goo cocoons while we discuss “2Shy”! We’re talking the on-the-nose named Detective Sexism, how Scully should get one free punch in every episode, the hottest new move The Gookis, Mulder’s Italian accent, and how 2Shy doesn’t disrespect women, he just murders them. So it’s fine! We discuss the baffling discovery that there are only 37 academics in Cleveland, how you shouldn’t stick a body in acid, and a police sketch that looks just like Mulder. Also, to the relief of all of us, we finally return to our boy Ben Franklin, Alien Ghost Spy.

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