This week we are astrally projecting and murdering people who have wronged us while we discuss “The Walk”! We’re talking Scully’s love of investigating people for whatever, the general’s extremely dark office, how Mulder is a cryptid hipster, if Ghost Ben Franklin is a Twitch streamer, and boggle at how one of the characters straight-up gets away with murder. We talk about the mail robot in The Americans for awhile, figure out whether or not Darin Morgan played the worm in Dune, track Mulder’s hatred of cigarettes, and the jingle jangle of bifocals. And remember: if you want to get away with murder, just say “I’m done here” and then you’re completely absolved in the eyes of the law. Trust us.

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