This week we are chasing down autopsy trains while we discuss “Nisei”! We’re talking the shoe-horned autopsy tape they aired on the FOX Network, Skinner being a beacon in the night, Scully getting inducted into the Lesbian Convention, how Mulder jogs everywhere like a video game character, and track the most important subplot: whether Mulder’s $29.95 was well spent. We discover that Amanda is a Frohike, check in on Senator Matheson: Mulder’s fancy daddy, talk about how puppy-dog Pendrell is infinitely better than Chuck, Mulder’s secret gun holster, and the overabundance of redheaded abductees. Also, not to be dramatic, but… Show us the dog, Chris!

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