This week we’re running away from killer bees while we discuss “Herrenvolk”! We’re talking Scooby Doo chase scenes, Scully scaring the Alien Bounty Hunter with her car horn like a skittish cat, Mulder pouring gas all over his eyeballs, Pendrell being a one-man hype band, Mulder adopting all clones, and why we hate to see Mr. X leave, but we love to see him drag himself bloody across the floor. We talk about how Jeremiah Smith ain’t shit, wonder whether this means Samantha is Canadian now, check in on Amanda’s iron-clad shapeshifting theory, and point out that Mulder really deserves to hold his secret informant in his arms and cry while they bleed out. Now that the show is airing on Sundays, there’s no more Friday Night Weirdos, but we’ll leave the light on for you.

PS. This is the cat vine we were talking about.

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