This week we are avoiding our feelings for our coworkers while we discuss “Small Potatoes”! We’re talking the triumphant return of our boy Darin Morgan(!!!), whether Amanda will be claiming this episode’s Amanda, Vince Gilligan’s interest in plumber butt, Mulder being assigned cool at birth but transitioning to loser, how disappointing it is for Eddie to choose the lamest tall, handsome man possible to impersonate, and why Scully has to leave the country after this. We hit a Schrodinger’s 2 on the FBI Do scale as we get pretty damn close to a kiss, we discuss Mulder and Scully being a perfect match because they’re both hot, hot losers, and why they end all their field reports with “Don’t worry about it!” Also: Episode 4.20 airs on 4/20? Nice. Nice. Nice.

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