This week we are pretending we didn’t see a ghost while we discuss “Elegy”! We’re talking bowling alleys being sovereign nations, the watch Mulder has that tells him how late in the episode it is, Scully suffering from ‘End-of-Season-itis’, whether or not the wig is making Nurse Innes evil, and most importantly of all, The Return of Ellen Bledsoe (!!!!!). Yes, that’s right, the beloved character that only we remember. She’s back, baby! We’re talking Mulder having Blue Clues Vision, Wiki Feets, Scully dissociating in a white terrycloth robe, that all of CSM’s bees are named William (just spelled differently), and what we think about Season 22. Also: Nobody cares about boring, lame ghosts, so if you do see one, try to make it a cool one. Maybe it’s riding a skateboard or something. I don’t know.

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