This week we are discovering our long-lost soulmates while we discuss “The Field Where I Died”! We’re talking how Rob Bowman and Terrence Malick are best friends and brothers and lovers in the golden hour all at the same time, how Skinner calls any room he’s in the Command Center, Scully’s massive tomes, wonder how Mulder hasn’t joined a cult yet, and have a very exciting (and nuclear) FBI Do segment. Since Mulder and Scully are canonically soulmates, we celebrate by marveling over some Civil War-ass names, muse that everybody on this FBI task force is so distracted because they’re also meeting their long-lost soulmates, and get excited that the Vancouver polycule is now soul-bonded. We decree it.

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