Why have people throughout human history drawn penises everywhere? What compels (usually) dudes to mark dirty cars, classroom desks, and their sleeping friend’s forehead with penis art? Much to Kathleen’s delight, Bethany goes through examples of dick-scriptions, from ancient archeological finds to current day. Plus, she goes into the psychology behind why people draw them! (“Cuz them dicks ain’t gonna draw themselves, yo.” - Reddit) Then, Kathleen goes through some old wives’ tales and clears up the truth versus the fiction! Plus, Bethany goes off on tripod lamps, because how dare they?

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https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/jul/06/worlds-earliest-erotic-graffiti-astypalaia-classical-greece#start-of-comments

https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2019/02/28/1800-year-old-roman-penis-carvings-discovered-near-hadrians-wall-some-things-never-change/

https://qz.com/1564029/penis-graffiti-symbolized-luck-and-domination-to-ancient-romans/

https://kotaku.com/why-do-people-love-to-draw-dicks-in-games-an-investiga-5991702

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/dudes-draw-dicks-on-everything-because-everythings-a-dick-measuring-contest

https://www.glamour.com/story/even-penis-drawings-are-about-toxic-masculinity

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4xxfrm/guys_that_draw_dicks_on_stuff_why_do_you_do_it/

https://www.btrtoday.com/read/sunday-focus-week/

https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/43vbye/when_a_psychology_teacher_discusses_why_guys_draw/

https://www.vice.com/en/article/53nxzn/a-psychoanalyst-explains-why-men-draw-dicks-on-everything

https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/worlds-oldest-dick-graffiti-uncovered-described-as-monumental/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsM2ZbQtulM

https://sendyourfriendapenisdrawing.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlcJ1_1s9nc

http://www.penised.com

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/24/mars-rover-penis-nasa_n_3144656.html

KATHLEEN’S SOURCES:

https://www.thehealthy.com/bodies/popular-old-wives-tales-fiction-or-fact/

https://www.onegoodthingbyjillee.com/old-wives-tales-that-are-true/

https://www.bustle.com/articles/92545-7-old-wives-tales-that-are-actually-scientifically-proven