This week we are tossing haunted dolls in microwaves while we discuss “Chinga”! We’re talking Vacation Scully™, how insane it is that Mulder and Scully have to coordinate to take a weekend off, why Jane should go back to school for Panopticon Studies, Scully white-knuckling her way through a relaxing bubble bath, why Scully needs to set up a decoy voicemail, and why the alternate title for this episode is so much worse: Bunghoney?! We make a lot of questionably-funny jokes about main Maine characters and being horny on Maine and etc., delight in the fact that Scully is always and forever also a freak, how Chucky and M3GAN could take Chinga in a heartbeat, Stephen King easter eggs, scream at Mulder drinking expired orange juice, and noted SK fan Ella offers to give people personalized Stephen King recommendations. This is not a joke. The phone lines are open, and we are standing by.

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