This week we are nurturing nascent AI in the artificial slime of the Internet while we discuss “Kill Switch”! We’re talking Scully shooting a Roomba, discuss Mulder and Scully’s respective goth-jock-nerd-prep alignments, we wish that this episode’s unfortunate misogyny could just be chalked up to Scully and Invisigoth’s jock-goth rivalry, we get jump-scared by multiplying sexy Silent Hill nurses, and develop more of the Chris Carter Hand Lore. We discover that Mulder is very into being smothered by sexy nurses, we cheer on Scully girlboss roundhouse-kicking AI projections to death, we question this episode’s conception of AI, we might have bisexual Scully confirmation (in our own heads, that is), and we just kind of wonder what in the heck is going on in this episode, just in general. We have questions. Also: Scully could totally catch a missile with one hand because she is A Jock.

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