This week we are beset by religious visions while we discuss “All Souls”! We’re talking how much Scully loves killing kids, Mulder’s being on our shit list this week because of how dismissive he is, the discovery of a Marita with a personality, how we simply do not have time to solve the question of “Why does God allow bad things to happen to good people?” in this 45-minute episode, and of course spend a lot of time throwing tomatoes at our old enemy Father McBoo. We’re talking how much the priests in this episode suck because they keep discounting Scully’s religious visions, Scully witnessing an angel in the flesh and then getting over it immediately, and how much Mulder escalates the second Scully is in danger. We also advocate for an emergency priest vehicle with a giant cross coming out the sunroof. It would be useful, honestly!

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