This week we are accusing our bosses of being soul-sucking bug creatures while we discuss “Folie a Deux”! We’re talking how surprising it is that this is Mulder’s first time being institutionalized, examine our anti-bug AND anti-zombie biases and try to be better people, propose a Sku Crew + Kimberly bottle episode, and spend an inordinate amount of time talking about slip-’n-slides loaded with expired chili being used to turn rogue employees into zombies by insect bosses. Yeah, we may have lost the plot with this one, lads. We return to Cursin’ Kim Manners’ love for bugs, notice how much The X-Files loves a conversion disorder, how Skinner ain’t no desk jockey, and of course give “You’re my one in five billion” its due. This episode also features the biggest lie that Scully has ever told: Agent Mulder is sound of mind and fit for duty. Girl, you KNOW that’s not true.

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